Deep Philisophical Question

[DeltaBetaBaby]

How long must you date someone before it is okay to fart in front of them?

[agger_rob]

lol

NEVER!

[XOMichelle]

I'm glad this is deep.

As soon as you are comfortable apologizing that you farted, then you can do it.
-M

[Sistermadly]

As soon as the two of you can laugh about it and blame it on the dog.

[bgsugirlie]

My friend has this 3 month rule...she has to be with a guy 3 months before she farts in front of them.

I, on the other hand, have never farted in front of a guy...but I've never really had a super long term relationship either so I've never felt comfy enough to just kind of let one slip out, ya know.

Anyways, I think it just depends on the person.

[MoonStar17]

LOLOLOLOLOL omg that is the funniest and yet the cutest thing i think ive seen you post DeltaBetaBaby!!!!!

Ummm I have been with my guy for a while now and I havent let one out on him yet...I am still too shy with things like that....im guessing when you are comfortable enough and when it doesnt make your face turn 10 shades of red

[jennybloch]

There are some things this lady will never reveal. Burping is okay...farting for me is just not something that I do in front of ANYONE, not even a boyfriend of a long time. But to each, his/her own.

[Tom Earp]

Well, when you have acute Panctrastious or waht the F ever. when you cant and they only give you so many drugs for pain so often with a hose in your nose, I will only say, When You can Fart, do it!

It hurts like hell, worse than pregnancy, so THE NURSES TOLD ME!


If Preg, hurts this bad, dont have SEX!

Yes, I am a HOSER, for the Canadian Greeks, But Da! Hurts dont do it!

Well I guess it depends on how good the pleasure was to endure that much damn pain!

[James]

Its never ok lol. Although sometimes its going to slip out by accident.

Its not ok for guys either. But a lot do it . . . Belching is super gross also.

In certain situations its a breakable offense.

If its premeditated, and done in a closed vehicle. Under the covers in bed. Or any other small enclosed area.

Also, farting during sex is not sexy. Contrary to what you ladies might think.

[James]

Gameshow moment

It was like the newlywed show or something and they asked some question about wierd sexual quirks or some such.

So the guy holds up his placard that says, referring to his newly wed, the love of his life . . .

"She farts during sex all the time"

She turned so red in the face it was amazing and started beating on him . . . I kept thinking that might have been a short marriage lol.

Would you guys be upset if your new husband said that about you on National TV?


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[KillarneyRose]

I've been married 11 years to a man who watched me give birth twice and I still haven't reached that point yet

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by James

Would you guys be upset if your new husband said that about you on National TV?

Yes indeed!

Anyway, as crass as I am, I have never intentionally done it in front of a boyfriend.

I did date a guy once who thought women belching was SEXY. Ummmm...I should've known he was a freak then.

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by Dionysus
I did date a guy once who thought women belching was SEXY. Ummmm...I should've known he was a freak then.

Have you seen that Pepsi commercial where Penelope Cruz chugs a bottle of Pepsi in front of a rapt group of men and then lets out a belch at the end? Who decided that was cute???

[AchtungBaby80]

Oh, I am so with all of you who said NEVER. I don't think I will ever, ever be able to bring myself to do that in front of a man. I would rather leave the room first!

Now, my boyfriend on the other hand...well, let's just say that Irish people have a different view on the subject. And it's EVERYONE over there that I met--I mean, it's funny, but...well, I didn't want to fit in that bad!

[AlphaSigLana]

I have an embarressing question what about a queefer (from the vagina) during sex? What do guys think about that?
Girls has that happended to you?