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Old 01-05-2003, 11:23 PM
AlphaSigLana AlphaSigLana is offline
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Blonde moments

True stories of a day in my life
I told my parents and they had a good laugh
1. My pants said I needed to use a cool iron. So I thought that meant I wasn't suppossed to plug in the iron.
2. I would often pay my cell phone bill over the phone with a cc and when Iowuld recieve statements they'd say zero balance-- since it says to send the amount due, I would write 0 in the amount paid spot and send the slips back.
3. My mom wanted me to turn up the tv and she asked me to hit the plus key(for volume). There was a calculator right next to me so I kept hitting the plus key and finally I asked," Why do you want me to hit the plus key?"
4. I moved into an apt and for 2 wks I believe our stove didn't work and convinced my roommate bc everytime I cooked it never would heat up. Well she had lived on her own before and she had trouble believing our stove sucked so she looked at the stove and realized that I hadn't plugged in the burners. Oops!
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Old 01-05-2003, 11:29 PM
sororitygirl2 sororitygirl2 is offline
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Those are pretty funny... I am almost shocked you admit them!

I am blonde too but I don't have too many blonde moments.
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Old 01-06-2003, 12:32 AM
Dionysus Dionysus is offline
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I the furthest from blonde but I sure have absentminded moments.

Enjoy!

*Sometimes when I'm driving I forget where I'm going
*Someone can be talking to me for like an hour and I pay attention to less than 5% of what they're saying.
*Even if I do pay attention I can't remember what was said.
*Once I took a final or something and I like got a perfect score, but got a zero for the recorded grade because I forgot to put my name on it.
*Items like VCR tapes, towels, and pictures have been found in my refrigerator.
*Even more bizarre items have been found in my laundry.
*Sometimes I wonder why it takes my pop tarts to cook for 10 minutes...then I find out that the toaster wasn't plugged.
*Yesterday I felt something vibrating under my butt in my car, I was wondering what they hell it was....it was my cell phone.
*I'm too absentminded to tell the rest at this moment.
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Old 01-06-2003, 09:21 AM
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Re: Blonde moments

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Originally posted by AlphaSigLana

3. My mom wanted me to turn up the tv and she asked me to hit the plus key(for volume). There was a calculator right next to me so I kept hitting the plus key and finally I asked," Why do you want me to hit the plus key?"
hahahahahahhahaha....I do this all the time at work. My phone and calculator are right next to each other, and I've often tried to add on my phone.
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Old 01-06-2003, 12:08 PM
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One of my good friends heard the bells ringing from one of the towers on our campus and thought it was the ice cream truck...

"You guys... It's the ice cream man!"
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Old 01-06-2003, 02:09 PM
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My sister is notoriously blonde.

I had just taken Microbiology where our professor was trying to explain to us just how prolific bacteria were in our world. He told the class also that bacteria are important in our world, and that there are many beneficial bacteria we make us of ever day. For example, he asked the class who liked blue cheese dressing. A bunch of the class raised their hands. He explained that the mold that is used to culture the blue cheese is a very common mold. Often it is found in bathrooms that aren’t kept clean. He tells us, "So the next time you have blue cheese dressing, think of public restrooms."

Well, my sister loves blue cheese. Being a brother, I had to point this out to her. So I tell her, "Hey, did you know that the same mold that makes blue cheese grows on toilets in public restrooms?" and in all seriousness, she says emphatically, "Bullshit. Do you know how illegal it would be to go around scraping urinals to make blue cheese dressing?"

For one of the few moments in my life, I was speechless. Its now one of my favorite stories to embarrass her with.

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