Exotic dancers (This could get X-rated!!)

[Ideal08]

Ladies, I had my first experience in seeing exotic dancers this past weekend. Let me just say, lawdamercy! Here are my notes, lol:

The first dude, Viper, was pretty boring. First of all, he lip-synced for like 5 minutes before removing ANY clothing, and he couldn't dance that well. BUT, brothaman had TRICKS, ok?! He had a girl bend over, then he turned around to face the opposite direction, bent over backwards, and proceeded to, um, put his face in a special place. SKILLS, do you hear me? SKILLS!!!

The next dude was in a frat. He came out in a camoflauge jumpsuit with his letters on each shoulder. When he stripped out of the oversized jumpsuit, he had on a camoflauge, TIGHT, ONE PIECE catsuit-like jumpsuit on underneath. Where he bought this, we have no clue. And had on cowboy boots!!! He danced like he was a little gay, though.

Now, the next dude was a pain in the ass. This mofo had some tricks, true, but he looked bunk. He did the bend backwards, thing, too. But he looked like MJJ in the Remember the Time video. Now, he did lift this girl in the air, put his face in the special place, and spun her around. DAMN! He also did a hand-stand for the 69 position. Like I said, he had some tricks. BUT! This SORRY MOFO had the NERVE to come and lay on OUR table, pick up OUR juice ($2.99) and proceeded to pour it all over himself!! I was pissed. I thought he was gon' do some type of trick with the juice. Wasted our isht, and made our table a mess. He got no dollars. NONE. Buster.

I guess after a few drinks (we got to take our own liquor, you can't beat that!), I forgot to take good notes, lol. But one of the strippers got mad cuz somebody was throwin coins. LMAO!!! Then there was a girl who got flipped around so much, her boobie popped out of her shirt. Glad it wasn't me... but she shoulda had on a bra. Dude was flippin the isht outta her, though. I don't know that I could hang with all that, lol.

Now, I don't know how they do it where yall are, but in Ohio, you don't get to see EVERYTHING. Well, here in DC, you get to see it ALL. Shoot, you could touch it! *sigh* It was LOVELY. lol It was some FINE @$$ men up in there, I'm tellin you. I wasn't so happy going home single that night, lol.

So, ladies, care to share your experiences in seeing exotic dancers? Don't make me the only one up in here, lol.