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Old 05-20-2005, 09:40 AM
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Men are Happier?, Or just simpler?!

A friend sent this to me, a woman.


Why Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays
put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never
be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The
world is your urinal.


You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood -all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks
and guns.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own jars by yourself. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.


Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides
your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.


You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.



What do some of you women think about it all?
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