Stupid things you've been seeing lately

UF_PikePC98 · #1 10-21-2002, 08:37 PM

1: A car pulled up next to me. It was a company car. The name was "Geeks on wheels". The driver was this fat guy in this little hatch back, eating a Big Mac while trying to drive and talk on the cell phone at the same time. I thought about rolling down my window and telling his fat a$$ to go back to college and get a degree in food production.

2: I saw this car that had a thing around the back plate. Some of you might have your frat name around yours. Mine says Pi Kappa Alpha. Anyhow, I saw this one that said University of Phoenix. When I pulled up next to the guy I said "How'd you like college?" He replied, " It was great I was in a frat as well."

**** If some of you don't know, university of Phoenix is that online bull$hit college you may or may not be recieving advertisements for in your email account.******

3. (This might have been the funniest things I've ever seen done to a bum) When I was getting off the interstate there was this bum holding a sign asking for money. This guy in front of me offers him a pack of smokes and a drink as well. He gives the guy the pack of smokes but as soon as he does the light turns green.....he then throws this cup on him and spills all this shit on him......the bum is dancing around, yelling, hollering at the guy.....when I drove by I threw a handfull of pennies at him when he wasn't looking.....for some reason they all stuck on him and the bum just fell on the ground.......when I came back through and hour later, the bum was gone.

Hootie · #2 10-21-2002, 10:51 PM

Throwing something (especially had it been coffee) on a bum could be assult.

dzrose93 · #3 10-21-2002, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hootie
Throwing something (especially had it been coffee) on a bum could be assult.

Not to mention the fact that it's sick and cruel.

UF_PikePC98 · #4 10-21-2002, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hootie
Throwing something (especially had it been coffee) on a bum could be assult.

Actually Hootie, we've done worse.

2 years ago downtown, some of my brothers and friends were extremely drunk. One of them had a digital camcorder in his car. I had a revelation from above and decided it would be funny to record a hevyweight bout between the two common bums who are always downtown begging for money from people as they make their way to hook up houses ( clubs ). So when one of them came up to me for money I told him I'll give him 40$ to go beat his dead beat friend down. My boy got the camera ready and another brother said the same thing to the other guy, he gave him 40$. Next thing you know I was the commentator and we had ourselves are fight for the title of King of the downtown crack heads. I believe the guy I paid was named Pecan Slim and the other guy was so wasted he couldn't talk so we called him Joey Buttafuco.

When the action began they were just pushing each other, finally it escaladed into an all out war as if one stole the others crack pipe. We had one person at each of the four corners of the block in case the police arrived and when they did we hauled a$$. As we were driving by to see if they were still fighting we saw them kicking each other in the a$$ as a swarm of police arrived.

The video tape has now made it's way to the chapter house and remains there for archives.....

ADPi~Ally · #5 10-22-2002, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by UF_PikePC98

Actually Hootie, we've done worse.

2 years ago downtown, some of my brothers and friends were extremely drunk. One of them had a digital camcorder in his car. I had a revelation from above and decided it would be funny to record a hevyweight bout between the two common bums who are always downtown begging for money from people as they make their way to hook up houses ( clubs ). So when one of them came up to me for money I told him I'll give him 40$ to go beat his dead beat friend down. My boy got the camera ready and another brother said the same thing to the other guy, he gave him 40$. Next thing you know I was the commentator and we had ourselves are fight for the title of King of the downtown crack heads. I believe the guy I paid was named Pecan Slim and the other guy was so wasted he couldn't talk so we called him Joey Buttafuco.

When the action began they were just pushing each other, finally it escaladed into an all out war as if one stole the others crack pipe. We had one person at each of the four corners of the block in case the police arrived and when they did we hauled a$$. As we were driving by to see if they were still fighting we saw them kicking each other in the a$$ as a swarm of police arrived.

The video tape has now made it's way to the chapter house and remains there for archives.....

This reminds me of the guys arrested in Las Vegas for doing the exact same thing......paying homeless people to fight each other and video taping it and selling it for profit. 1st of all, they r human beings, they should not be treated like they were prized cock fights. 2nd its just wrong. U are sick individual if u enjoy watching this crap. Your exploiting people for profit, another example would be prositution. It's demented..........

Kevin · #6 10-22-2002, 09:41 AM

UFPike, my bosses boss got his MBA from U of Phoenix... The damned mail order school costs about 9X more than the degree he could have gotten at a REAL school.

The way I see it this is kind of like going to the Carribean to get your medical degree.

UF_PikePC98 · #7 10-22-2002, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by ktsnake
The damned mail order school costs about 9X more than the degree he could have gotten at a REAL school.

I'd like to see that in an official document. I don't believe you.

I'm not saying you're lying, I just don't believe you.

UF_PikePC98 · #8 10-22-2002, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by ADPi~Ally

This reminds me of the guys arrested in Las Vegas for doing the exact same thing......paying homeless people to fight each other and video taping it and selling it for profit. 1st of all, they r human beings, they should not be treated like they were prized cock fights. 2nd its just wrong. U are sick individual if u enjoy watching this crap. Your exploiting people for profit, another example would be prositution. It's demented..........

But you misunderstood me sweetheart, we were'nt selling it. So we didn't break the law.

All this is coming from a chick. I wouldn't expect a chick to find such an act funny. Most decent girls wouldn't. It's a guy thing and was while we were drunk.

Don't even compare it to prostitution....those are two totally different exploitations.

LXA1048 · #9 10-22-2002, 03:52 PM

Way to keep that positive Greek image going.

AchtungBaby80 · #10 10-22-2002, 03:58 PM

Glad I don't live in your town, UFPike!

TigerGirl52 · #11 10-22-2002, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by UF_PikePC98

I'd like to see that in an official document. I don't believe you.

I'm not saying you're lying, I just don't believe you.

And we should believe everything you say to be the be-all-end-all???? GIVE ME A BREAK

xok85xo · #12 10-22-2002, 07:06 PM

i would have to say that this thread..and pretty much anything that ufpike posts would have to be the stupidest thing i've seen laetly. hands down, no contest.

PiKA2001 · #13 10-22-2002, 07:18 PM

*****DISCLAIMER******
THIS IS NOT ALL THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE, JUST THINGS I HEARD OR SAW THATS BEEN DONE****I DO NOT ENDORSE THIS BUT IT CAN GET FUNNY

HA HA HA!!! This sounds like some of the stuff we do in our town. We go bum fishing. Which is we tie up a can to a fishing pole and wait for bums to snatch them, when they do we reel em in. It can get pretty funny when you get the cracked out bums. Another thing we'll do is put a tv on the front lawn and hide with baseball bats and clubs, oh boy you should see the look on the poor bastards face when they try to pick up the tv!! The absolute best is when these two guys in my fraternity picked up a prostitute and drove her 45 mins away to a secluded area and kicked her out of the car. I always wondered how or if she ever got home....

FAB*SpiceySpice · #14 10-22-2002, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by PiKA2001
*****DISCLAIMER******
THIS IS NOT ALL THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE, JUST THINGS I HEARD OR SAW THATS BEEN DONE****I DO NOT ENDORSE THIS BUT IT CAN GET FUNNY

HA HA HA!!! This sounds like some of the stuff we do in our town. We go bum fishing. Which is we tie up a can to a fishing pole and wait for bums to snatch them, when they do we reel em in. It can get pretty funny when you get the cracked out bums. Another thing we'll do is put a tv on the front lawn and hide with baseball bats and clubs, oh boy you should see the look on the poor bastards face when they try to pick up the tv!! The absolute best is when these two guys in my fraternity picked up a prostitute and drove her 45 mins away to a secluded area and kicked her out of the car. I always wondered how or if she ever got home....

I *really* hope you're kidding about this stuff. Everything you just mentioned is sick and wrong and if you really find any kind of amusement in doing these things I think you should seek therapy.....and maybe some heavy drugs.

How obnoxious.

James · #15 10-22-2002, 08:29 PM

Actually I remember a story from high school . . these guys were in NYC and this Beggar was bothering them about something and wouldn't leave them alone.

Finally the one guy, he was really bizarre. Freaks out, beats the beggar down and takes his false leg as a souvenir . . . to this day he suposedly has it on his WALL . . .