Biggest lies you ever told

Dionysus · #1 10-21-2002, 11:44 AM

*I'm from Pensacola (good reason, but won't tell)
*When I was in 10th grade I told people that I smoked weed.
*When I was younger I've always lied about being older (think that one is normal).
*Now, whenever I don't want to be bothered by a loser guy, I tell them i'm 16.

*I don't lie.

librasoul22 · #2 10-21-2002, 12:32 PM

Um...those aren't really big lies, lol. I haven't old any MAJOR lies, but I have lied to keep myself out of trouble. Also, I almost always lie when I am getting hit on too. Too selective, I guess.

valkyrie · #3 10-21-2002, 03:05 PM

Probably the *biggest* lie I ever told was that I live in a tent in somebody's back yard in Evanston and train dogs to perform in operas. I'm with librasoul22 on lying when being hit on sometimes...

josh8o · #4 10-21-2002, 07:22 PM

whenever i am at a party and hitting on freshmen girls, i always say i am 19..........

UF_PikePC98 · #5 10-21-2002, 07:28 PM

My real screen name is Dionysus.

Dionysus · #6 10-21-2002, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by UF_PikePC98
My real screen name is Dionysus.

Yes this is my 14th one.

aephi alum · #7 10-21-2002, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
*When I was younger I've always lied about being older (think that one is normal).
*Now, whenever I don't want to be bothered by a loser guy, I tell them i'm 16.

Along these lines... Before I got engaged, if someone approached me who I really didn't want hitting on me, I would transfer whatever ring I was wearing to my left hand and turn it around to look like a wedding band. It worked - as long as I remembered to switch it back before a cute guy approached, hehe

CrimsonTide4 · #8 10-21-2002, 07:46 PM

LOL, when I was 8 yrs. old we visited some GA family for the first time and I told them I was the choreographer for Breakin'.

You're THE BEST

My name is ______________ (always a FAKE ONE)

My phone number is ________________

The time I told my 6th grade teacher that I did not forge my mama's signature on my test. I even did the GIRL SCOUT Oath o convince her.

agger_rob · #9 10-21-2002, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
My name is ______________ (always a FAKE ONE)

When I'm out drinking, I tend to use fake names all the time, just to mess with people. Some of my favorites are:
Dan Rogers
Ty Sexton
Alan Dunn
Sebastian Gaverstimeiner

sororitygirl2 · #10 10-21-2002, 09:13 PM

Fake name: Bailey Prescott

Shark In Skirt · #11 10-21-2002, 09:14 PM

The biggest lie I ever told...

I told a boy that I was a lesbian so that I didn't have to go out with him. I was slightly inebriated... SLIGHTLY... it was just the best way to let him down without hurting his feelings.

XOXO,
Annie.

Kevlar281 · #12 10-22-2002, 12:59 AM

I’ll call you tomorrow.

Fewdfreak · #13 10-22-2002, 01:32 AM

Lied about my age, and told a guy that I was 3 years older, making me 17 at the time, he still doesn't know, and thinks that I am a senior at Northwestern.

Lied to these when I was like 9, and I told them I was 12, and me and my friends has it all 'figured out' when we were supposed to have been born, and we told them 1977 or something, it it was WAY off, also told them we were on the high school swim team because we were so good, and it turned out their sister was or something.

I don't really lie much anymore, though I did lie this summer to a guy--me and my friend told him we were both 19, I was 18, so it wasn't a big deal, but she was 15, and then when he got all creepy and wouldn't leave us alone, we told him we were really 15 to get him to leave us alone, and then I told him he was ugly... and so he didn't bother us.

My friend Sam, who is the 15 year old has the unfortunate (or fortunate) privilage of being in a higher grade in school than her age group is, so she is always lying about her age, and is convincing at it too! My friend, Amy, not so lucky, she used the 'midnight bowling' excuse to say out until 2am too many times, and it eventually got worn out.

I find it more fun to bust others out of their bad lies though, we knew this horrible witchy girl Jennifer who was a chronic pathological liar... she would tell us she was going to Kentucky to get surgery and would be in Time mag, was in a movie, was on the cheerleading squad at a college, even though she was in HS, had a summer home in FL, had a brand new Eclipse convertible in her garage and couldn't drive it 'because it's so new that Mitsubishi doesn't want people to know it's out', it was so fun to catch her in her new lies every week.

ZTAMiami · #14 10-22-2002, 08:41 AM

Yeah, you were amazing. I've never felt like that before......

carnation · #15 10-22-2002, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Fewdfreak

I find it more fun to bust others out of their bad lies though, we knew this horrible witchy girl Jennifer who was a chronic pathological liar... she would tell us she was going to Kentucky to get surgery and would be in Time mag, was in a movie, was on the cheerleading squad at a college, even though she was in HS, had a summer home in FL, had a brand new Eclipse convertible in her garage and couldn't drive it 'because it's so new that Mitsubishi doesn't want people to know it's out', it was so fun to catch her in her new lies every week.

Busting liars is entertaining! There's a teacher up at the local high school who tells her students that she was a Rockette, that she was with this huge ballet company, she was homecoming queen in college...forgetting that she was born and raised right here and there are always plenty of parents who can bust her.

Busting liars on GC is fun too! There are several GCers who are pros at that!