I wish I were....

[ilovemyglo]

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I would scrubba dubba dubba on the bottom of the tubba,
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap.

One of those days, need I say more?

[AOX81]

um yeah, could ya pass me the bottle?

[Thrillhouse]

I thought you were going to say:

I wish I were a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller.....

[KillarneyRose]

Dedicated to the first new member class of the Delta Zeta Pi Alpha Colony at the University of Florida...

I'm a Little Delta Z
Delta Z
Delta Z
I'm a Little Delta Z
Delta Z Pledge

It's come here and do this
and go there and do that
I'm a Little Delta Z
Delta Z Pledge

Someday I'll be Initiated
and then I'll be Appreciated
I'm a Little Delta Z
Delta Z Pledge

Heeeeeeey Delta
Heeeeeey Zeta
DELTA ZETA HEY!!!

[three2tango]

I thought you were thinking of the Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[Hootie]

LMAO~ Me too~
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weener...
That is what I'd truly like to beeeeee
For if I were an Oscar Meyer weener
Everyone would be in love with....
ME!

My bologna has a first name its O S C A R
My bologna has a second name is M E Y E R
..................
Oscar Meyer has a way with B O L O G N A!!!!!

[ADPi~Ally]

Even though this brings up a bad memory which for the love of god I wish I could forgot, but yeah it's not happening. The bad memory has to do with these songs.

Oh I wish was a litte girly scout
Oh I wish was a litte girly scout cuz
I'll tramp, tramp, tramp, through the boy scout camp
Oh I wish was a litte girly scout

Oh I was I was a fishy in the sea
Oh I was I was a fishy in the sea cuz
I'll swim nudie nudie without my bathing suitie
Oh I was I was a fishy in the sea

Oh I wish I was a spoon of castor oil
Oh I wish I was a spoon of castor oil cuz
I'll lubericate the chasies of all the lads and lassies
Oh I wish I was a spoon of castor oil

There's like 2 more diddies but I forgot them. Thank god. I still have nightmares about that event.