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Humor For Recent Grads
Got this email from a buddy not long ago....
May be appriciated by those who said goodbye to the U. this past Spring:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OUT OF COLLEG WHEN:
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking in twin-sized beds seems absurd.
4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
5. You can't stay up past 12.
6. 9 :00 AM is not early.
7. You would never dream of squeezing six people into a two-bedroom apartment.
8. You don't get carded anymore.
9. "Extended childhood" only really pertained to your salary,which is a little less than your allowance used to be.
10. "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid and not married.
11. Your friends marry instead of hook-up and divorce instead of break-up.
12. You start watching the Weather Channel.
13. Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
14. You can no longer do SHOTS and smoking gives you a sinus attack.
15. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
16. You go to parties that the police don't raid.
17. Your car insurance goes down.
18. You refer to college students as kids.
19. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, Everclear and rum.
20. The beer you DO drink doesn't have to be what's on sale.
21. You're on the computer more than you're on the telephone.
22. You no longer go out for something to eat in Pajama Pants and your sorority/fraternity/college sweatshirt.
23. "The Walk of Shame" is now that long walk from the boss' office back to your cubicle.
24. You're actually glad to hear those two words you hated for 4 years:"LAST CALL!"
25. When you drink at a party, it is out of a glass and not out of a red plastic cup.
26. Vodka jello just doesn't sound so appealing anymore.
27. When you attend a party,the main drink is not served out of a huge plastic garbage can.
28. You have eliminated most alcoholic drinks out of your repertoire due to the fact that some bad experience was had on every one of them.
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