Lately I seem to be having this problem. For some reason or another all the fat chicks at my school must have signed up for the same classes as I. They walk in drinking their bottles of water and having their little snack with them. To top it off they ALL bring the bible with them everywhere they go. To make matters even worse they seem to congregate wherever I am. Finally today I couldn't take it anymore. One of them asked if she could see my homework since she didn't do hers. I have a feeling she thinks I'm sexy and so I wanted to rid myself of her presence. I told her yes, but she had to promise me something. She looked at me with her aspiring eyes as if I was going to ask her on a date and then I dropped the boom on her. I told her she could copy the work but only if next time we have class she kept her fat, pork chop looking a$$ away from me as well as her twinkie eating friends. The girl looked at me in disbelief for about a minute. Suddenly her face got extremely red and she had that crazy psycho look a women gets when she finds out her boyfriend cheated on her. When this happened I figuered I done pissed off some back woods redneck cowgirl and she might try to hog tie me right there in class. I had to do something fast before things got really nasty. So what did I do? I stood up before she could say anything and tossed my homework on her desk, then I told her not to forget to turn it in and walked to the other side of the classroom.
After class was over some of her friends came up to me and told me that I'm an a$$. I looked at all of them and replied, " First off, I don't like fat chicks, especially those who think I'm hot. Second, she cheats off of me all the time. And thirdly, I don't like the fact that you people try to preach to me while being gluttons yourself." Their jaws then dropped to the floor which was followed by the rest of their jenny craig crew storming out of the building. My intial feeling after I said that was similar to remorse but then I looked at the bright side of things and realized I won't have to deal with them anymore.
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