Question for people who know anything about minerals

[Rudey]

I have been injecting Alexandrite into my veins for 3 weeks now and I don't know what's happening.

I started with 50 kilos of Titanium straight into my jugular to get a real strong look. You know titanium - ain't nothing gonna break down titanium.

Anyway, now I am worried that by injecting alexandrite and titanium I will be growing a FUPA. To stop FUPA growth, I'm thinking of rubbing talc on that area. What do you guys think?

-Rudey

[tunatartare]

LOL. This made me laugh way too hard. I think my coworker is wondering why I'm laughing so damn hard at the bank reconcilliation that I'm doing now.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by Rudey
I have been injecting Alexandrite into my veins for 3 weeks now and I don't know what's happening.

I started with 50 kilos of Titanium straight into my jugular to get a real strong look. You know titanium - ain't nothing gonna break down titanium.

Anyway, now I am worried that by injecting alexandrite and titanium I will be growing a FUPA. To stop FUPA growth, I'm thinking of rubbing talc on that area. What do you guys think?

-Rudey

best. parody. thread. in. months.

well performed - also titanium is a heavy metal, and much like iron, zinc, or mercury over-exposure can cause all sorts of defects, like dying and lying and dying.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by KSig RC
best. parody. thread. in. months.

well performed - also titanium is a heavy metal, and much like iron, zinc, or mercury over-exposure can cause all sorts of defects, like dying and lying and dying.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Initially I wanted to get that rough look like Wolverine so I looked for Adamantium. It's gonna help me have a steel penis for sex with sorority girls.

-Rudey
--Yeah that's right...I talked about adamantium...f...u.

[tinydancer]

LOL Rudey, you're crazy! But I needed a good laugh.