To tell you the truth I found a lot of the questions quite amusing and pretty much true for the area that I grew up in.
Do you wear slippers to the mall?
Do you own Tommy Hilfiger clothes?
Is your car more expensive than your house?
Do you pay for your cable?
Do you have gold teeth?
Are you using a coat-hanger as an antennae?
Do you wear your shower cap everywhere- but not in the shower?
when you turn up the heat, do you turn another burner on the stove on ?
Do you smoke GPCs (Ghetto People Cigerettes)?
Flint, Michigan