Whacking it in Kansas?????

[The1calledTKE]

Man seen masturbating outside two sororities
By Katie Burford
Kansan staff

A naked man was reportedly seen masturbating outside two different sorority houses between 1:15 and 1:40 a.m. yesterday, said Lawrence Police Sgt. George Wheeler.

He said police did not know if the two groups of women saw the same man.

A KU student told police she was in her car at 1:15 a.m. yesterday in the Alpha Gamma Delta parking lot, 2005 Stewart Ave., when she noticed a man without clothes masturbating while crouched near some trash cans. The suspect was described as a Caucasian male in his mid- to late-30s, with short hair, of medium height and with a heavy build.

Twenty-five minutes later, a Lawrence police officer was dispatched to the Alpha Delta Pi sorority house, 1600 Oxford Road, on a report that a naked man had been seen in the parking lot. Three KU students told police they had seen the man on the edge of the parking lot masturbating. The students described the suspect as a white male, 5-foot-9 tall, with a muscular build and short brown hair.

?The reports may be related,? Wheeler said.

The suspect, who police were unable to locate, was last seen walking north toward Cambridge Road

[James]

Damn, the man was pretty motivated, sex with himself twice inside 20 minutes. Many women are lucky to get a man to do anything after his first Climax (roll-over-and-fall-asleep-syndrome), maybe someone should ask him for a date? lol

I trust those were two of the more attractive sororities on campus?

[RockChalk]

Hate to steal your thunder, but this is old news. The "campus masturbator," as the locals call him, has been whacking it in front of sorority houses and female dorms since 1998 (maybe longer).

[TriSigmaTX]

The Masturbator has been on campus since I was there in grad school in 97.

[The1calledTKE]

What thunder? Not everbody on here is from Kansas

[UDZETA]

At UD we had a big problem with this guy who was masturbating in front of girls dorm windows and even taking girls underwear. Which people were trying to figure out how he got into the dorms. They caught him but it took a while. Creepy!!!!

[KSig RC]

The key difference between guys and girls:

GIRLS --

Man caught masturbating w/in view of house, police called.

GUYS --

Woman caught masturbating w/in view of house, chapter called, highest-attending event of the year ensues.

[James]

That is sooo funny.

Originally posted by KSig RC
The key difference between guys and girls:

GIRLS --

Man caught masturbating w/in view of house, police called.

GUYS --

Woman caught masturbating w/in view of house, chapter called, highest-attending event of the year ensues.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

KSig RC ain't that the truth.

[Tom Earp]

Damn ZEKE, You blew my cover! Heck only 45 min. from the douseplex!

Oh Tell N that AGD is building the new house next door to the LXA House! NANANANAYAYA!

Tombstone!

[RockChalk]

Originally posted by KSig RC
The key difference between guys and girls:

GIRLS --

Man caught masturbating w/in view of house, police called.

GUYS --

Woman caught masturbating w/in view of house, chapter called, highest-attending event of the year ensues.

OMG! That completely brightened my day! Thanks, KSigRC.

[ilovemyglo]

Originally posted by KSig RC
The key difference between guys and girls:

GIRLS --

Man caught masturbating w/in view of house, police called.

GUYS --

Woman caught masturbating w/in view of house, chapter called, highest-attending event of the year ensues.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! ROTFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHA!
So true, so true so very very true, you get an AMEN!

[BrianMUDU]

UDZETA,

My sister-in-law told me about that guy! She worked for UD in residence life. I heard about that guy and the "academic fraud" lady, which I was told most people at UD are very familiar with, but I've never seen her.