Trashy Signs, Slogans, & Office Mottos

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I FOUND JESUS!
He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.

DISCOURAGE INBREEDING
- BAN COUNTRY MUSIC -

What if the Hokey Pokey
really is what it's all about?

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

Money does grow on trees.
It's just that the banks own all the branches.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

when blondes have more fun
do they know it?

If at first you don't suceed
skydiving is not for you.

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

One good thing about alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.

The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.

Remember:
FIRST you pillage,
THEN you burn.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator,
I just never got around to it.

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Dyselxics Have More Nuf.

Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.

Sic Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Seen it all. Done it all.
Can't remember most of it.

Grow your own dope
Plant a man !

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

DON'T SQUAT WITH YOUR SPURS ON

Is reading in the bathroom
considered multi-tasking?

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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.

WANTED:
A meaningful overnight relationship.