Funny "tech support" letter
For whatever reason, this email struck me as quite funny... just wanted to share with everyone on GC!!
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You can only truly appreciate this if your married, have been married or
involved in a serious relationship LOL.
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slowdown in the performance of flower
and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I
do?
Signed
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.
Install Tears 6.2 and enter the command C:\ I Thought
you loved me.
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember,
overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
Snoring Loudly WAV > files.
DO NOT install Mother-in law 1.0 or re-install another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good luck.
Tech Support
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HOW TRUE! Thanks for sharing...
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