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01-08-2010, 11:37 AM
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Stupid Travel Complants
A friend of mine sent this to me:
20 Ridiculous Holiday Complaints[/U]
I must admit my two favourites were
"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
which should be read in a UK middle class woman's accent in your head (if that's possible), Brit posters will know what I mean
and
"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."
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01-08-2010, 12:49 PM
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I got bit by a mosquito. No one said they could bite. hahahahaha
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01-08-2010, 01:30 PM
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LMAO!!!!!! Oh geezzzz....
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01-08-2010, 01:46 PM
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Someone told me this was the response of their relative upon discussing travel:
Why would you want to go to Europe? It is full of foreigners!
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01-08-2010, 01:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel
Someone told me this was the response of their relative upon discussing travel:
Why would you want to go to Europe? It is full of foreigners!
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That could technically be true. 
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01-08-2010, 03:57 PM
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When I was in El Yunque rain forest, there was a group of young ladies on the tour with us who kept complaining that it rained during the whole tour. C'mon girls, it's a rain forest for crying out loud - what did you expect?
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01-08-2010, 09:24 PM
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My favorite is the one where the woman blamed becoming pregnant on not getting the room with twin beds, but the one with a double bed.
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01-08-2010, 10:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SWTXBelle
My favorite is the one where the woman blamed becoming pregnant on not getting the room with twin beds, but the one with a double bed.
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Yeah, that one made me laugh too.
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01-09-2010, 10:32 AM
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I like the one about the topless beach. My mom and dad went to St Barths, which is very topless, last winter and my mom still teases my dad about staring at the topless girls on the beach. He denys everything.
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01-09-2010, 04:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SWTXBelle
My favorite is the one where the woman blamed becoming pregnant on not getting the room with twin beds, but the one with a double bed.
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That's definitely my fave!
My other topper was:
A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room. 
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