The Dreamers of Phi Mu Alpha: Embarrassing your Valentine for 25 Years

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Penn State's a cappella singers:

http://onwardstate.com/2014/02/14/th...-for-25-years/

If you’re lucky enough to have a Valentine this year, you could celebrate privately like a normal couple, or you could give all of us single people something to enjoy and invest in a Singing Valentine. That way, we all benefit from a ten minute distraction from class, or a ten minute distraction from how lonely our lives are. The Dreamers of Phi Mu Alpha are the kings of mortifying peoples’ loved ones for a fee.
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The Dreamers charge $10 for on-campus performances and $15 for off-campus. These rates increase by $5 for performances on Valentine’s Day. A small price to pay for awkward memories that will last a lifetime. Singing Valentines are Phi Mu Alpha’s biggest fundraiser of the year, and last year they raised about $1200.