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03-18-2005, 07:23 AM
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Drunken St. Patrick Days stories
alright. i have a whole lot to shaer to you guys.
but i am so drunk right now illl do it in the later in the mornin. hope you all had a great one.
post your stories homies
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03-18-2005, 07:57 AM
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I had a really fun night out with my girls. It is interesting to watch the firemen hit on us though with the wedding bands on their finger at the same time.............
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03-18-2005, 10:09 AM
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I went out to Bennigan's last night and did a bunch of Irish Car Bombs. This was after me telling my friends that I wasn't allowed to drink too much since I had to go to work the next morning. We then got this great idea to go to the bars downtown. Luckily, one of my friends remained sober (she said it's because she wanted to be the photographer).
I remember doing a couple of shots of Bailey's (they were on special for St. Paddy's Day). A friend of mine started making out with some guy that was dressed like a Leprechaun....I seriously laugh everytime the image of it comes back to me.
I didn't get home until after 1am. I drank a bunch of Gatorade before bed in hopes of not feeling like crap this morning. I still feel like crap this morning.  I'm on 5 hours of sleep and I'm hungover. This is going to be a day where I close my office door and tell my co-workers to leave me alone.
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03-18-2005, 10:21 AM
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I always do that but then I remind myself how REALLY crappy I'd feel if I hadn't done the gatorade.
I hope you got a picture of the lecherous leprechan.
Annnnnnnnnd I think it's very unfair if you're married and you have cute firemen hitting on you. JUST FOR THE RECORD. Always share.
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03-18-2005, 01:02 PM
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We went to this place called Lillian's, took 5 irish carbombs a piece, left and went to Bennigan's to meet up with more people. By the time we got there I was feeling drunk. One of my roomates somehow managed to pop up with 95 lortabs or lorcets or whatever you call those things. All the girls that we met up with plus our other friends started taking them....everyone except for me. Next thing i know everyone is trashed, I go and take 2 flaming doctor peppers and grabbed a guiness. This girl was flirting with me and after I got more drunk I winked at her, she smiled and winked back, I walked up to her and pinched her nipples lightly. She was so drunk all she did was start laughing. She told me that was definitely the most blunt icebreaker anyone has ever given her.  We talked for the rest of the time I was there. I ended up leaving and stopped by windixie at midnight to pick up some redi-whip in the spray bottle. Ended up eating the whole bottle of it before I went to bed. I slept like a baby and woke up today feeling like a million bucks.
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03-18-2005, 01:34 PM
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I am SOOOOO still drunki....went downtown to an irish pub and listened to an AWESOME band and watched riverdancers/lord of the dance people while drinking black and tans...so fun. i met the hotttest guy....absofreakinglutely gorgeous. then we all randomly went across the street and got tapas and sangria,...which now that i think about it may be why i'm feeling almost like ass. i had such a good night.
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03-18-2005, 05:07 PM
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Ugh, I just woke up again, after sleeping through my alarm three times this morning.
I went to a club with a bunch of my sorority sisters, had a great great great time even though it wasn't my usual Thursday night bar. I only had 4 drinks though but still came home and threw up for over half an hour. YUCK.
I did meet a hot guy, but I forgot his name and everything else he told me. Oops.
And I told some creepy guy that was trying to hit on my best friend that she had a fake leg and she couldn't dance with him. I got really in to it b/c I was so drunk and I yelled at him for being insensitive. Interesting night I must say.
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03-18-2005, 05:17 PM
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Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
And I told some creepy guy that was trying to hit on my best friend that she had a fake leg and she couldn't dance with him. I got really in to it b/c I was so drunk and I yelled at him for being insensitive.
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OMG thats the best getthehellawayfromme line EVER. I hope its not copyrighted, because I plan to add that to my list.
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03-18-2005, 05:23 PM
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OMG thats the best getthehellawayfromme line EVER. I hope its not copyrighted, because I plan to add that to my list.
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Feel free to use it my friend! It's quite effective I must say.
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03-18-2005, 05:30 PM
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(in slurred speech) .........oh my God, that was the best damn night ever, and you were there, and you were there, (burp), hey, HEY! how come you put that whipped cream on my face , huh?, huh? We gotta do that again sometime, Why did that cop get mad at me? I only said that he looked the Papa Smurf all growed up..........
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03-18-2005, 05:34 PM
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ok my turn.
Last day of school EVER for Bobby The DiZZon. Me starts drinking early noon.
Went to some bars with one of my pike homies and my best friend and his girl. down on Fullertoneezy breezy. went to some bar that had an older crowd.
then asshole mode started kicking in.
" Hey ladies, its St. Patricks day, let the whore inside of you out!"
" Oh my god, were you a Paula Abdul back up dancer? Uhhh no no, Paula Abdul was like waaay cool..."
" man, you are hot. what are you doing talking to this loser?"
" hey, i would make out with you, it looks like you sucked Shreks cock or something. Oh wait, my lips are green too? Ummm no comment. fuck. i lose. Ok, lets just make out. "
" Hey, you damn Kamotos, get your own holiday!"
" I know i'm not wearing green. Pinch me. Noooo not there, down here  "
" Wait a minute, you want me to sing to you and then you'll let me touch your boob? oh...i can lick it? oh ok just the cleavage? man, you really are a slut. Ok! "
" pshhh yeah girl I can dannnce. Lemme dance for you girrrrl. I'm gonna rock Yo BoDy please stay (Dance with me) ! "
" Hey waitress lady. You are wearing a care bear shirt. How about i show you my care bear STARE" ....I then proceed to thrust my hips. don't worry she liked it.
" Yo CUh, I'mma pour a little bit of this green burrr on the grizzound for all my dead leprachauns son. Fa shizzles"
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03-18-2005, 06:38 PM
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1. Friend pulled a Tommy Boy while backing up his car with the passenger door open. To bad he didn’t see that tree.
2. Got left at a party by a friend who decided to pull the drive home drunk disappearing act.
3. Watched a guy throw up all over a wall and carpet at a house party.
4. Watched another guy throw up all over himself as he passed out on a couch.
5. Saw a couple break up upon discovery of cheating the prior night “You’re a fucking slut and no one wants you here.”
6. Met a ZTA from the University of Texas
7. All in all not a bad night.
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03-18-2005, 06:41 PM
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I didnt drink much at all last night and didnt go out because
A> I'm German
B> I had to work at 6AM
C> Today was payday so I was broke yesterday
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03-18-2005, 06:55 PM
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I stayed in and have no stories. I am so lame I know.
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03-18-2005, 07:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
ok my turn.
Last day of school EVER for Bobby The DiZZon. Me starts drinking early noon.
Went to some bars with one of my pike homies and my best friend and his girl. down on Fullertoneezy breezy. went to some bar that had an older crowd.
then asshole mode started kicking in.
" Hey ladies, its St. Patricks day, let the whore inside of you out!"
" Oh my god, were you a Paula Abdul back up dancer? Uhhh no no, Paula Abdul was like waaay cool..."
" man, you are hot. what are you doing talking to this loser?"
" hey, i would make out with you, it looks like you sucked Shreks cock or something. Oh wait, my lips are green too? Ummm no comment. fuck. i lose. Ok, lets just make out. "
" Hey, you damn Kamotos, get your own holiday!"
" I know i'm not wearing green. Pinch me. Noooo not there, down here "
" Wait a minute, you want me to sing to you and then you'll let me touch your boob? oh...i can lick it? oh ok just the cleavage? man, you really are a slut. Ok! "
" pshhh yeah girl I can dannnce. Lemme dance for you girrrrl. I'm gonna rock Yo BoDy please stay (Dance with me) ! "
" Hey waitress lady. You are wearing a care bear shirt. How about i show you my care bear STARE" ....I then proceed to thrust my hips. don't worry she liked it.
" Yo CUh, I'mma pour a little bit of this green burrr on the grizzound for all my dead leprachauns son. Fa shizzles"
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Still pissed at you for bailing on me when we had plans for st pattys day but noooo Bobby doesnt pick up his phone when I called him at noon.
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