What's brokest you've ever been?

[lifesaver]

I just got $$ today, but the last few weeks have been pretty desperate around my place.

As a noted commedian once said, "Damn, that kool-aid just kept gettin' lighter and lighter as the week went on. It was homeopathic up in here."

I have done medical research before, and last week was reduced to bumming 5's and 10's for gas. Many of my brothers sell plasma at $25 a pop, twice a week.

So what is the brokest you've ever been? Lived on Mac'n cheese for a week? Had to do laundry in the sink, because you had no quarters? Only had a dozen eggs to last a week? Come on, I know everyones got stories. Share them.