Bathroom Graffiti

[KABillyMac]

I just saw something wrote on the bathroom wall here at work that struck me as funny. It said,

"Please do not flush tooth pics down the toilet. The crabs have learned to pole vault. Thank you, Mgmt."

Other than the usual bunch of crap written on bathroom stall walls, yall ever read anything that actually got a chuckle out of you.

[DeltAlum]

My first night in Denver I saw this on the bathroom wall in a pizza place:

"Flush twice, it's a long way to Golden."

(Editor's note: Golden is home of the Coors Brewery)

My other favorite is:

"Murphy's law: Sooner or later everything East of the San Andraeus Fault will fall into the Atlantic Ocean."

[ZetaLuvBunny]

In the one of the stalls in my dorm---

"I bow to my porcelain God."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the hall, splash the water everywhere and watch your roommate fall."

[ZTAngel]

This is one that I saw in a restaurant a few months ago:
We aim to please to you. You aim too! Please!

I got this one from a forward a friend of mine sent me. It's kinda gross. This one was written in a bathroom stall at Burger King:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only take Burger King 10 minutes.

[KSigkid]

This wasn't written on the stall, but I saw a Bacardi rum ad above a urinal at a bar that said "If you're not looking here, what are you looking at?" I thought that was pretty damn funny/clever.

[KSigkid]

Actually, posting rush flyers in bathrooms is a decent idea, at least from a guy's perspective. Think about it - unless you're looking at the guy next to you, you're looking at the flyer, and, well, you'll remember the fraternity. ALways thought it was a decent idea.

[DeltAlum]

Here's one I saw on the wall in a gas station bathroom when I was very young, so it obviously made an impression:

"Be like dad, not like sis, raise the lid before you p..."

Well, you get the idea.

[GmuTeke]

Bathroom vandalism is as old as bathrooms, there are records of the following written on the walls of Pompei in Latin.

"Here I write on sh*thouse walls
Roll their sh*t in little balls."

[BrownEyedGirl]

I'm sure y'all have all heard this, but I've seen a few gas stations with signs in each stall that say: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." I thought that was SO funny when I was little - now I just wish people would pay attention to it! Public bathrooms are soo gross!

[madmax]

Originally posted by BrownEyedGirl
I'm sure y'all have all heard this, but I've seen a few gas stations with signs in each stall that say: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." I thought that was SO funny when I was little - now I just wish people would pay attention to it! Public bathrooms are soo gross!

forget wiping the seat... they should put the seat up.

[Lil_G]

you guys wanna hear something gross? Our public washrooms that a part of the hotel just recently suffered a terrorism hit. Some guy S$% his pants and just tossed them in the stall next to where the accident occured. Yet in the first stall the s.o.b managed to spread his influence all over the seat and the floor - wha, wouldn't want to be the poor bastard to clean that up...

...must have been funny to see this guy walking around downtown in just his underwear going a-do-do-do...

[33girl]

Don't drop acid....

take it credit/no-record.

[Thrillhouse]

Originally posted by Lil_G
you guys wanna hear something gross? Our public washrooms that a part of the hotel just recently suffered a terrorism hit. Some guy S$% his pants and just tossed them in the stall next to where the accident occured. Yet in the first stall the s.o.b managed to spread his influence all over the seat and the floor - wha, wouldn't want to be the poor bastard to clean that up...

...must have been funny to see this guy walking around downtown in just his underwear going a-do-do-do...

Dude that is hilarious

[Moochagoo]

Men's restroom in a bar:

"Just remember, if she's here, someone somewhere is tired of her sh*t"