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funny email i got
I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had
left the light on in the shed, she could see from the bedroom window. As
I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking
things.
I phoned the police, but they told me that no one was in our area to
help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they
were available. I said "OK", hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned
the police back.
"Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in
my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've shot
them all."
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area,
an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
I replied with, "I thought you said there was nobody available."
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