GC Song Dedications

In this thread we make dedications as you would on the radio for our favorite fellow GCers.

For SATX*Aphi, "Southbound 35" by Pat Green

For lifesaver, "I Can't See Texas from Here" by George Strait

"I come and go as I please.
From down here, up North and inbetween,
But baby it’s a shame ‘cause I always feel the same
When I can’t see Texas from here.

Chorus:
I can’t see Texas from here.
No matter how I try, it makes me want to cry.
So if you see me lookin’ down,
I’m tryin’ not to show this frown
‘Cause I can’t see Texas from here.

I can’t say I don’t like Tennessee.
The people here have all been good to me.
So please don’t take offense if I start to get intense
Just ‘cause I can’t see Texas from here.

Repeat Chorus:

Repeat Chorus:

‘Cause I can’t see Texas, I can’t see Texas,
I can’t see Texas from here."

Kitso
KS 361 miles driven from Denver to Martin, to Winner, and back to Martin today

[Hootie]

Wave On Wave
(Pat Green/David Neuhauser/Justin Pollard)

Mile upon mile got no direction,
We're all playing the same game.
We're all looking for redemption.
Just afraid to say the name.
So caught up now in pretending
What we're seeking is the truth.
I'm just looking for a happy ending.
All im looking for is you.
You came upon me wave on wave
You're the reason I'm still here, yeah.
Am I the one you were sent to save?
You came upon wave on wave
I wandered out into the water
And I thought that I might drown.
I dont know what I was after.
Just know I was goin down.
That's when She found me
I'm not afraid anymore.
She said, "You know I always had ya baby.
Just waitin for you to find what you were lookin for"
You came upon me wave on wave.
You're the reason I'm still here, yeah.
Am I the one you were sent to save?
You came upon wave on wave.
Wave on wave.
Wave on wave.
You came upon me wave on wave.
You're the reason I'm still here, yeah.
Am I the one you were sent to save?
You came upon wave on wave.
Clouds broke and the angels cried,
"You ain't gotta ride alone"
Thats why He put me in your way.
When you came upon me wave on wave
You came upon me wave on wave.
You're the reason I'm still here, yeah.
Am I the one you were sent to save?
You came upon wave on wave.
You came upon me wave on wave.
You're the reason I'm still here, yeah.
Am I the one you were sent to save?
You came upon wave on wave.
Wave on!

[GeekyPenguin]

This here song be going out to sugar and spice , my shackin' sista from WISCONSIN.

This one's going out to the strip joints
Yo, meet me at Suzy's rendez-vous
For every GoGo Bar
I'm gonna send this one out to the gentlemen's club
Magic City, New York Dogs, Rolex
I be seeing y'all up in there late at night
I understand when your girl is stressing you out
(Crazy girls! Know what I'm saying?)
Don't let the ladies fool y'all now, fellas
They be doin' the same thing y'all be doin'
Turn up my symphony, man.
Turn up my symphony! ...Drop a beat!
I'm in paradise ...look at all these crystals. ...What's up, what scores?
Yo, straight up, this is the new anthem for everybody workin hard tryin to make that
money.

[Chorus]
Just 'cause she dances gogo
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We go into the disco
We gonna elope to Mexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with this stripper, yo.

Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no
bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity.
Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show
me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy.
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock
said "There's no sex in the champaigne room".
Forty grand, looked into her eyes,
I saw tears falling down, type of tears that money couldn't buy.

[Chorus 2X]

Excuse me, what is your name?
[Hope:] Uh, my name is Hope, yo,
I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses
Have you any idea how hard this is?
I could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need
A Mastercard or Visa
Lap dance fantasy
Picture us on an all white canopy
Wyclef extended his hand to me
Like Billy D. said he's feeling me
Take me away from here, so far
Where they ride horses, no cars
No more stripping in bars
Me and you 'Clef, against the odds.

[Chorus 2X]

Yo, a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls
fronting like the budweiser commercial
Talking about, "III, IIII, I don't be going to the strip joints
You're lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man.

I got one question for you liars, man:
Shot callers, wasn't you a preacher?
You're calling her a hooker?
He without sin cast the first stone.
I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card
And told me if I ever have problems,
Don't hesitate to come by. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chorus 2X]
...
Call up my mama said I'm in love with this stripper yo.

Yo baby, can I get another lap dance?
I tell you I got number of funny money, man.
New York Dogs!

[sugar and spice]

This one goes out to the lovely GeekyPenguin . . . its the musical genius of Saved by the Bell's the Zack Attack, in their smash hit "Friends Forever":


We met some time ago,
When we were so young.
We've been through thick and thin,
We've lost, we've tied, we've won.

Friends forever,
With you everywhere.
Friends forever,
Always will be friends.

If you're down,
I'll pick you up,
I'll never let you fall.
If you ever need someone,
I'm waiting for your call.

We'll be friends forever,
We'll be friends,
Talkin' 'bout friends..
Always will be there,
Will be there. Will be there.

Through it all, hangin' tough,
We'll stay side by side.
We'll be friends forever,
Til' the end of time.

Friends forever,
We'll be friends,
Talkin' 'bout friends.
Always will be there,
Yeah, yeah friends.
Always be friends.
We'll be friends together.
Yes we will,
Yes we will,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oohhhh.


P.S. I just saw this episode on TV a couple days ago.

[GeekyPenguin]

This one goes straight out to my BFF 4eva sugar and spice, who's staying up with me alllllll night loooooong....

(fade out)

When was the last time I saw you
Who would have known I'd still be blue
I'm getting up and movin' on
Cuz I've been drinking here for way to long

You'll be my girl for tonight
Just tell me things will be alright
You'll be girl for tonight
Just tell me things will be alright
You'll be my girl for tonight

Haven't felt real love in so long
My true love left me and she did me wrong
When I'm alone I feel the pain
So I'll get drunk and find a girl to keep from going insane

You'll be my girl for tonight
Just tell me things will be alright
You'll be girl for tonight
Just tell me things will be alright
You'll be my girl for tonight

I hope tonight will never end
With this angel that heaven sent
I hope tonight will never end
With this angel that heaven sent
That heaven sent

You'll be my girl for tonight (be my girl tonight)
Just tell me things will be alright
You'll be girl for tonight
Just tell me things will be alright
You'll be my girl for tonight
You'll be my girl for tonight

-------

1-4-3 2 u, bay-bee.

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
This one goes straight out to my BFF 4eva sugar and spice, who's staying up with me alllllll night loooooong....

And on that note . . .

Barenaked Ladies "Who Needs Sleep?"
NOT ME AND KATH. Which is why this song is for her.


Now I lay me down not to sleep
I just get tangled in the sheets
I swim in sweat three inches deep
I just lay back and claim defeat

Chapter read and lesson learned
I turned the lights off while she burned
So while she's three hundred degrees
I throw the sheets off and I freeze

Lids down, I count sheep
I count heartbeats
The only thing that counts is
that I won't sleep
I countdown, I look around

Who needs sleep?
well you're never gonna get it
Who needs sleep?
tell me what's that for
Who needs sleep?
be happy with what you're getting
There's a guy who's been awake
since the Second World War

My hands are locked up tight in fists
My mind is racing, filled with lists
of things to do and things I've done
Another sleepless night's begun

Lids down, I count sheep
I count heartbeats
The only thing that counts is
that I won't sleep
I countdown, I look around

Who needs sleep?
well you're never gonna get it
Who needs sleep?
tell me what's that for
Who needs sleep?
be happy with what you're getting
There's a guy who's been awake
since the Second World War

There's so much joy in life,
so many pleasures all around
But the pleasure of insomnia
is one I've never found
With all life has to offer,
there's so much to be enjoyed
But the pleasures of insomnia
are ones I can't avoid

[GeekyPenguin]

One time my baby Heather and I had a heated debate about this song.

Fountains of Wayne, "Mexican Wine"

He was killed by a cellular phone explosion,
They scattered his ashes across the ocean.
The water was used to make baby lotion,
The wheels of commotion were set into motion.

But the sun still shines in the summertime,
I'll be yours if you'll be mine.
I tried to change, but I changed my mind.
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine.

She lived alone in a small apartment,
Across the street from the Health Department
She left her pills in her glove compartment
That was the afternoon her heart went.

And the sun still shines in the summertime,
I'll be yours if you'll be mine.
I tried to change, but I changed my mind.
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine,
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine.

I used to fly for United Airlines,
Then I got fired for reading High Times,
My license expired in almost no time,
Now I'm retired and I think that's fine.

Because the sun still shines in the summertime,
I'll be yours if you'll be mine.
I tried to change, but I changed my mind.
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine,
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine.

Because the sun still shines in the summertime, (the sun still shines)
I'll be yours if you'll be mine. (you'll be mine...)
I tried to change, but I changed my mind.
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine,
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine.

Won't you have another glass of Mexican wine?

[PandaOnProzac]

To MareImbrium:
Hands Down by Dashboard Confessional

Breathe in for luck breathe in so deep this air is blessed you share with me this
night is wild so calm and dull these hearts they race
from self control your legs are smooth
as they graze mine we're doing fine we're doing nothing at all.

My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me, so I die happy.
My heart is yours to fill or burst or break or bury or wear as jewelery,
which ever you prefer.
The words are hushed lets not get busted,
just lay entwined here undiscovered.
Safe from the earth and all the stupid questions..
"hey did you get some?" Man, that is so dumb.
Stay quiet, stay near, stay close they can't hear, so we can get some.

My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me, so I die happy. My
heart is yours to fill or burst or break or bury or wear as jewelery,
which ever you prefer.
Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember,
I'll always remember the sound of the stereo,
the dim of the soft lights,
the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers and
the time on the clock when we realized
it's so late and the walk that we shared together.
The street was wet and the gate was locked
so I jumped it and let you in and you stood at the door
with your hands on my waist and you kissed me,
but you meant it and I knew that you meant it,
that you meant it, that you meant it,
and I knew, that you meant it, that you meant it.

[GeekyPenguin]

To everybody who thinks that they are just the image of antebellum womanhood and don't have a single member of their sorority who has ever been drrrry.

(this song was written about sorority girls at a certain school that's not in the same region as Wisconsin)

Palo Alto, "Naked Sorority Girls"

There was this girl, I loved her so.
She was a Kappa Beta Theta Phi Sigma Roe.
I took her to Beale Street on a Saturday Night,
I found the Southern Comfort seemed to do it just right.

Then I took her on a carraige ride,
And it started to rain so we went inside.
I was hanging out with the Peabody Ducks,
Then she pulled out her room key and said Let's MAKE FRENCH TOAST

Naked Sorority Girls,
Those kinda women just rock my world.
They power walk all day and drink all night,
You know Daddy's Little Girl will always treat you right.
Naked Sorority Girls,
They're more fun to ride than a Tilt a' Whirl.
I don't know if this is how love should be,
But when it comes to love its all Greek to me.

Seen her walkin' down the road with a bow on her head,
"Hey baby what's your FRENCH TOAST major?" "Elementary Ed."
"I don't need a degree, I'm trying to find a man."
Well who needs an education when you've got a tan?
She orders fat free food to keep her body hard.
She's running up the bill on Daddy's credit card.
Getting the oil changed on the BMW's my baby's biggest fear,
She's been through five years of school,
She's not once bought her own beer.

She wears the sleevless shirts with the hiking boots,
She's got the bleach blonde hair with the jet black roots.
I see her all day but she's never in class,
She's got a bottle of Ni and got her shake in her APPLESAUCE

Naked Sorority Girls,
Those kinda women just rock my world.
They power walk all day and drink all night,
You know Daddy's Little Girl will always treat you right.
Naked Sorority Girls,
They're more fun to ride than a Tilt a' Whirl.
I don't know if this is how love should be,
But when it comes to love its all Greek to me.

Tried to get her to come to a late night, but she won't go.
A couple of her sorority sisters said "Well, Jim you know
She's not that kind of girl, she doesn't sleep around."
But it ain't immoral if its oral baby go on down.
And one took me for a ride in her Mercedes Benz,
When up from the back popped a couple of friends.
We took a quick drive to Sardis Lake,
And in about a half an hour they all three got naked.

Had...
Three Naked Sorority Girls,
Those kinda women just rock my world.
Lady keep on power walking all day,
You keep on drinkin all night.
Because you and your two sisters were sure out of sight.
Naked Sorority Girls,
They make my eyes roll back, they make my big toes curl.
I don't know if this is how love should be,
But when it comes to love its all Greek... to me.

[justamom]

Dedicated to James-

Oh where oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where oh where can he be...

Tom-
He's a Rebel...He's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good. He's a rebel cause he never ever does what he should.
Just because he doesn't do what everybody else does, that's no reason why I can't give him all my love! he is always good to me, always treats me tenderly and he's not a rebel no-no no-He's not a rebel no no no to me-ee ee ee ee ee!

I'm just getting started!

[kddani]

To certain GCers who love to write long winded posts about something they know NOTHING about.
This is also dedicated to all the Trollquisha's out there:

Black Eyed Peas- "Shut up"

Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up
Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up

[mu_agd]

This one goes out to the one being struck down by G-d!!


College Girls Are Easy

Chorus------Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy

This story's kinda funny
it's one about the hunnies
Now Debbi was the girl who used to do it like a bunny

And how about Mona?
Her hips was like a mota
I heard she likes to do it in the back of a Toyota

and then there was Amy
now how can you blame me
she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me

and Vicki gettin Weazy
both a bit sleezy
cause all college girls are just to easy

(Chorus)
Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy
Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy

1,2,3,4,5,6,7 days a week the college girls be beggin
to get a guy that sexually performs
so whenever i get horny i go to the dorm

went to the dorm sunday around midnight
i saw a hunny and she gave me an invite
to her room and said that she had been scopin
me in english class and now she was hopin
just to talk (yeah right) but now instead
since we was alone she'd rather get me into bed
I nibbled on her ear and said i hope your in condition
then she got down in a yoga like position
took off her clothes and said her name was Dianna
her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana
she said let's get busy, i don't want to lose ya
and needless to say i knocked it like a Hoosa

Chorus

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursay, Friday and weekends
Thats when i'm hangin out with my friends
why just the other night lookin for a party we
went to the house of some girls in a sorority
The music was live and the party was a rock-up
not all the girls were cute but they all had big knockers
well i was just scopin and hopin and glancin
at the college hunnies on the dance floor dancin
thats when i saw the cutie (cutie)
with the little booty (booty)
I introduced myself as Jeff she said her name was Judy
I knew that she adored me but my friends warned me
Judy was the type of girl thats wild and horny

Chorus (2 times)

hootie, seriously,

you trying to make my cry over here?

GP and S&S,

Much props for "Naked Sorority Girls" and the Zack Attack song. Definately made me smile this morning.

This one goes out to my favorite ViQueen, aurora_borealis

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
>from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
>from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
So now you’d better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing.

Kitso
KS 361 times "Wave on Wave" makes me homesick

[GeekyPenguin]

mu_agd, thanks for the shoutout and the religion lesson. Who loves ya baby!?!?!

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
mu_agd, thanks for the shoutout and the religion lesson. Who loves ya baby!?!?!

anytime babe! i had to do something after you told me about all those religion classes you slept through!