Men Who've Had Enough:
-Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us bytching about you leaving it down.
-ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a FRUIT, not a color.
-If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us; we refuse to answer.
-If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
-When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.
-Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
-If we ask what's wrong and you say, "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
-Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides...let it be.
-Shopping is not a sport.
-Most guys own 3-5 pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of 30, would look good with your dress?
-No, we don't know what day it is. We never will mark anniversaries on the calendar.
-If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
-Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!
-Let us look. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic.
-You can either tell us to do something OR tell us HOW to do something, but not both.
-You have enough clothes.
-You have too many shoes.
-If it itches, it WILL be scratched.
To Women Everywhere From...
I'm going to let him read this post. I'm sure that you'll get an "AMEN" from him and the millions of other males in the world. It just prove that men ARE from Mars and women are from a totally different universe. 
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