Every year during ADPi's philanthropy my chapter steals their lion bench. this year we stole it, and decided to fix it up for them and paint because it had gotten broken the previous year by another fraternity. Well in the midst of this kind gesture, they decided to retaliate by breaking into our house and boosting everything that wasnt bolted down. 10+ paddles, letters from our Motto that was hanging on the wall, and our taxidermy duck mascot Duck Norris. we got most of it back except the letters from the motto. which now reads Dikai-potheke instead of dikaia upotheke. but on the plus side i found their letters my chapter had stolen years before any current member had joined, so i guess now we have a bargaining chip.
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Did you know if you watch jaws backwards, its a movie about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to build a beach?
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