So, you are at the Pearly Gates.....

DSTMystique · #1 10-02-2008, 08:43 PM

....and you are told that once you get in, you can ask 5 questions and get the REAL answer....what would you ask?

I would ask the following:

1. What was my mom trying to tell me right before she died? (or I suppose I could just walk over to her and ask her myself at that point

2. Will someone actually find a cure for cancer?

3. Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

4. Who killed JFK?

5. What's the purpose of a "leap year"?

NiaX · #2 10-02-2008, 11:02 PM

1. Does Mona on "Half&Half" get a man?
2. Who killed JR on "Dallas"?
3. Why does Flavor Flav look like that?
4. Why wasn't there a continuation to the song "Children's Story"?
5. Do you fart here?

Those questions are just for the fun of it.. more than likely I would ask the gatekeeper some really personal questions....

nikki1920 · #3 10-02-2008, 11:33 PM

1. Where is my Granddaddy?
2. Did Ron and Freddie get married?
3. What did Dwayne and Whitley have?
4. Who killed JFK?
5. HOW THE HECK DID DUBYA WIN THAT ELECTION?

Senusret I · #4 10-03-2008, 12:08 AM

^^^ Re: #3

They had a baby, silly!

lane · #5 10-03-2008, 09:15 AM

1. Did OJ do it?
2. Who really killed MLK and who was behind it?
3. Did he ever get off drugs?
4. Where are all of the missing children?
5. Where are my grandfathers - because I really want to meet them.

I.A.S.K. · #6 10-03-2008, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by lane

1. Did OJ do it?

No need to waste a good question because I can answer that one: YES!
Did anyone else read his book about what really happened? LOL.

1. WHY?
2. HOW?
3. Was I right about religion?

nikki1920 · #7 10-03-2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

^^^ Re: #3

They had a baby, silly!

I meant a boy or a girl, you silly man... lol...

ASTalumna06 · #8 10-03-2008, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DSTMystique

5. What's the purpose of a "leap year"?

In reality, it takes the Earth 365 ¼ days to rotate around the sun. The leap year, which occurs every 4 years, adds on that full extra day to the end of February. If this extra day was ignored, eventually, the seasonal and astronomical years would no longer “line up” with the calendar year. This way, January won’t eventually become the month where everyone’s at the beach, and we won’t be shoveling snow in July.

Hope that answers your question!

StarFish106 · #9 10-03-2008, 10:20 AM

1. Where is Hoffa really?
2.How much is Dubya's soul really worth and did he finish his payments to Cheyney for it?
3. Are my maternal grandparents getting along yet?
4. Do you have eternal take out or delivery because yes I am hungry. shoot I haven't eaten since 2 wks ago and a sista can use a plate. Please tell me there are no calories up here.
5. Can you tell me where my father and grandmother are? I really really need to hug and kiss them.

9dstpm · #10 10-03-2008, 12:39 PM

1. Where is my great-grandmother, grandfathers, and father in law?

2. Where are my 2 children?

3. Were they boys, girls, or one of each?

4. Who really killed the classmate on that show Reunion?

5. Did Dennis ever win that Emmy or Oscar or Image Award?

Spinderella · #11 10-03-2008, 02:24 PM

1. Is that woman really my 1/2 sister?

2. Who killed Tupac?

3. Who reallly was the Atlanta child murderer?

4. Why does everything I eat, show on my hips and butt?

5. Why can't I age without my body changing on THE OUTSIDE?

DSTMystique · #12 10-03-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ASTalumna06

In reality, it takes the Earth 365 ¼ days to rotate around the sun. The leap year, which occurs every 4 years, adds on that full extra day to the end of February. If this extra day was ignored, eventually, the seasonal and astronomical years would no longer “line up” with the calendar year. This way, January won’t eventually become the month where everyone’s at the beach, and we won’t be shoveling snow in July.

Hope that answers your question!

THANK YOU!!!!

DSTMystique · #13 10-03-2008, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NiaX

1. Does Mona on "Half&Half" get a man?
2. Who killed JR on "Dallas"?
3. Why does Flavor Flav look like that?
4. Why wasn't there a continuation to the song "Children's Story"?
5. Do you fart here?

Those questions are just for the fun of it.. more than likely I would ask the gatekeeper some really personal questions....

Soror, you are out of order for #5!!!!

DSTMystique · #14 10-03-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spinderella

1. Is that woman really my 1/2 sister?

2. Who killed Tupac?

3. Who reallly was the Atlanta child murderer?

4. Why does everything I eat, show on my hips and butt?

5. Why can't I age without my body changing on THE OUTSIDE?

Yeah, I forgot about the Atlanta Child Murders...I too would like to know if Wayne Williams actually killed all those kids.

LetItGo · #15 10-06-2008, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 9dstpm

1. Where is my great-grandmother, grandfathers, and father in law?

2. Where are my 2 children?

3. Were they boys, girls, or one of each?

4. Who really killed the classmate on that show Reunion?

5. Did Dennis ever win that Emmy or Oscar or Image Award?

To #4, I would like to know the SAME thing! I was so into that show and then it was gone!