Top 10 Signs You Are A Die Hard Omega

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About a month or so ago, there was a Strawberry Letter on Steve Harvey show, "Will the Real Omega Man Stand Up?" From that letter, my mind took a journey and created a la Steve's Top 10, Top 10 Signs You Are A Die Hard Omega. Of course there are more than 10 so I added honorable mentions.

Bruhs, this was created in love, not to throw stones. But of all the D9 fraternities, you all are the most demonstrative of your love for Omega, IMO. You all rep Omega so hard that it is hard not to notice.

I sent this as an e-mail to my Omega friends and they all agreed with me or said they have been tamed a bit.

Please feel free to pass along to other Omegas you know.




Top 10 Signs You Are a Die Hard Omega




10. Your e-mail account and password are both Omega related. All e-mails are composed in purple font.
OmegaMan1911_4_Life@ yahoo.com
NuttinButTheDawgInMe@ hotmail.com
AtomicDawg1911@ gmail.com
GoldBoots@ aol.com
SetOutAHop@ blackplanet.com
Funky4Corners@ lycos.com

Password: JustLoveCooperColeman
November171911
HowardUAlphaChapter
BloodSweatTears

9. Favorite day of the year is 11.17.1911. Favorite colors are purple and gold. Favorite song is Atomic Dawg. Favorite football team is the Vikings. Favorite basketball team is the Lakers.

8. You throw up the hooks and bark at every Que you see on the road, at church, at the mall, the library, a wedding, a funeral, a parade, on TV.

7. You change the spelling of words, i.e. cucumber is now QUEcumber and calculator is calQUElator.

6. You use “Roo” like most people say hello, goodbye, thank you and you’re welcome.

5. Your car has an Omega Psi Phi front plate, Omega Psi Phi license plate, Omega Psi Phi license plate frame, and Omega Psi Phi sticker in the rear window along with the Omega Psi Phi shield that sticks on the car.

4. Your doorbell and cell phone ring tone all play Atomic Dog. You even figured out how to get your instant messages to play Atomic Dog when a new IM is received.

3. You wear fatigues and gold boots to church. You wear the dog collar on Communion Sunday.

2. You have more Omega artwork on display than family photos.

1. In church, everyone says Amen or Hallelujah or Thank You Jesus, you bark.



Honorable Mentions
You name your children after the founders, even your daughters.

You forget your mate’s, parents’, and siblings birthdays but never forget Founders Day or your line brothers’ birthdays.

You have a burned CD that plays nothing but Atomic Dog.

You have every Omega chapter website as a bookmark.

You’ve signed every chapter’s website’s guestbook.

You have more paddles than you have belts.

You let da Bruhz cut in front of you in traffic but not other fraternities.

You have an Omega Psi Phi Bible cover that your mother, aunt, or grandmother knit for you.

You used to own a cat. Now you own a pit bull named Omega.

Your credit cards are maxed out buying more Omega nalia, but you have defaulted on your student loans.

You barked at the title of this e-mail.

You forward this on to every Omega you know.




Written by Carla Sarratt
DSQ
4 ~ Omicron Theta ~ Spring 1997