Har-de-har-har-har joke thread

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Orals Roberts, Jerry Fallwell and Jim Baker were all having lunch and discussing how they shared their church collections with the Lord.

Roberts said, "Well, I put all the money in a big stack and I count it out and keep half for us and give half to the Lord's work."

Fallwell replied, "That is pretty close to what I do. I put all the money each week in a big basket and then go into my study where I have white tape running down the middle of the floor. I throw the money up in the air, and whatever lands to the left of the tape goes to the Lord, and whatever lands to the right of the tape I keep."

The Baker chimed in," Oh yeah! That sounds kind of like what I do myself. I put all the money in a big basket like you said, and then I toss it in the air. Whatever the Lord catches he can keep!"

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