Most Embarrasing and/or Funniest Moments

Nice1 · #1 07-23-2001, 01:30 PM

One of my most embarrasing and funniest moment happened when this guy I had a crush on and I were coming from the Library one night.
We were walking towards my car and we decided to pretend like we were in the band (it was really late and nobody was outside).

Well, he was the drum major and I was the majorette. I decided to do a high kick (why did I wish to wear a weave ponytail that night?)

I did my highkick and as I came down so did my ponytail.

I felt it on my neck so I rushed to the car and he kept asking me what was wrong with my neck. (I was trying to keep it from coming all the way out) I told him I must have pulled a muscle.

[This message has been edited by Nice1 (edited July 23, 2001).]

Chi_ZETABBW · #2 07-23-2001, 01:43 PM

Too many to count. Let's just say I'm always getting caught up! LOL!

ClassyLady · #3 07-23-2001, 10:13 PM

I was a cheerleader in high school for our varsity basketball team. Before the varsity game, the jv team always played first. The varsity players and cheerleaders would just sit around and talk since not many people, except for parents, turned out for the jv game.

Well, during one of these JV games, a teacher called me down from the top of the bleachers to get something from him. I was skipping down the bleachers (we, cheerleaders, are a happy people) and I suddenly lost my footing. My legs flew up from under me and I went tumbling down about five or six rows of bleachers.

The whole gym got a great look at my bloomers under my skirt. And to make matters worse, I landed on the back of a girl who was quietly reading a book as she waited for her mother to pick her up from school.

The icing on the cake came half an hour later. I was laying on the bleachers (just to be on the safe side) talking to my friend, and this little white boy came up to me. He asked "do you want me to fall down the bleachers too, so you don't feel left out?"

Ideal08 · #4 07-23-2001, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by ClassyLady:
The icing on the cake came half an hour later. I was laying on the bleachers (just to be on the safe side) talking to my friend, and this little white boy came up to me. He asked "do you want me to fall down the bleachers too, so you don't feel left out?"

That is HILARIOUS!!! LMAO!!!

Nice1 · #5 08-10-2001, 10:30 AM

Okay, This one happened the other day:

I was in my room at home and it was SUPER boring, So being the creative person I am, I decided to watch the fitness competition on ESPN. They were doing some cute moves like jumping up to do a toetouch and landing in a split, SOOOOOOO, I tried it and I kept trying but I couldn't quite get it perfect so I turned back towards the tv set to see it again (I recorded it)

As I turned around my Dad was standing there

and asked me WTF are you doing jumping up like that and making all that noise? I was sssoooo embarassed!!!

kell1gs · #6 08-10-2001, 01:17 PM

when i was trying out for my cheerleading squad my freshman year of High school... i had done a really good job for the judges and it was time to "spirit" out of the room... well there were thoes double push doors and i was doin my thing but the door on the right was LOCKED and of course thats the door i ran into and fell on the ground... for the next 4 years they called my "DOORIA" and i was made an example of for every try out for the new girls not to be nervous because i had still made the squad...when i tried out for my college team i made a complete stop before exiting the gym...

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Ideal08 · #7 10-18-2001, 11:26 AM

Y'all remember wrap-around skirts? Well, in elementary school, I had a jean one. Couldn't tell me nothin', lol. Anyway, picture it, Warrensville Heights, Cleveland, Ohio, Eastwood Elementary School playground, tetherball pole, circa 1983. I was whoopin' some BUTT!! And I was playin' a little boy who was a CRYBABY!! [CT4, Bobby from your church, lol] Everytime he lost, he cried! So after he lost, and everybody was laughin, I figured he was crying again. I go to unwrap the ball, and I don't feel my skirt on my legs. I look down, skirt is on the GROUND!!

I wouldn't even go on the playground that Friday. Freaky Friday was the last thing I was gon' participate in after all the little boys had seen my pannies. I was so embarrassed after that, I only wore the skirt on gym days, since I had my shorts on underneath.

Fast-forward to summer of 1992. I bought a flowered wrap-around skirt from Express (when I could fit their clothes, lmao, what a memory). Well, Cleveland tends to be windy, because it's on the lake. As I'm walking to the rapid (train), the wind is whippin' up some stuff. I look down, my skirt was ABOUT to come off. I caught it JUST in time. This dude actually looked at me and smiled and said, "I was hoping you wouldn't catch that." All I could do was laugh with him, because it was so windy it would have blown my skirt AWAY from me. Thank God, lol. To make matters worse, I saw this dude at the rapid every morning after that, and he would always just wink and smirk. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. I gave that skirt to my sister, lol.

CrimsonTide4 · #8 10-18-2001, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by Ideal08
Y'all remember wrap-around skirts? Well, in elementary school, I had a jean one. Couldn't tell me nothin', lol. Anyway, picture it, Warrensville Heights, Cleveland, Ohio, Eastwood Elementary School playground, tetherball pole, circa 1983. I was whoopin' some BUTT!! And I was playin' a little boy who was a CRYBABY!! [CT4, Bobby from your church, lol] Everytime he lost, he cried! So after he lost, and everybody was laughin, I figured he was crying again. I go to unwrap the ball, and I don't feel my skirt on my legs. I look down, skirt is on the GROUND!! I wouldn't even go on the playground that Friday. Freaky Friday was the last thing I was gon' participate in after all the little boys had seen my pannies. I was so embarrassed after that, I only wore the skirt on gym days, since I had my shorts on underneath.

Fast-forward to summer of 1992. I bought a flowered wrap-around skirt from Express (when I could fit their clothes, lmao, what a memory). Well, Cleveland tends to be windy, because it's on the lake. As I'm walking to the rapid (train), the wind is whippin' up some stuff. I look down, my skirt was ABOUT to come off. I caught it JUST in time. This dude actually looked at me and smiled and said, "I was hoping you wouldn't catch that." All I could do was laugh with him, because it was so windy it would have blown my skirt AWAY from me. Thank God, lol. To make matters worse, I saw this dude at the rapid every morning after that, and he would always just wink and smirk. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. I gave that skirt to my sister, lol.

LMWHHAAO

-- ha ha figure that one out I08

KnowledgeEternal · #9 10-18-2001, 02:08 PM

I was at the thanksgiving game of a friend of mine and we needed to ask him a question. He was on the sideline so my friend volunteered himself to go over the small (a foot and a half) fence and ask him the question. He is a fairly big dude, about 6'3" 280-290lbs, and he planned on jumping the fence. The stands were PACKED. There was not one empty seat and everyone was watching to see what this big black dude was running up to the fence for. Needless to say he caught his foot while jumping over, fell down, ripped his jacket and unleashed a cloud of goose down. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen. They had to stop the game for a second because the officials were dying laughing. He finally got up and more down came out. It was too funny the people in the stands were dying laughing at him while he climbed back over the fence and went back to his seat. They were even clowning him in the parking lot after the game. I was embarassed for him.

DELTAQTE · #10 10-18-2001, 02:21 PM

Maybe I'm just not reading right, but what is goose down? farting?

QTE

Ideal08 · #11 10-18-2001, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

LMWHHAAO -- ha ha figure that one out I08

Laughing My Warrensville Heights High Alumna A$$ Off

KnowledgeEternal · #12 10-18-2001, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
Maybe I'm just not reading right, but what is goose down? farting?

LMAO@Farting. No its the insulation in his jacket. He had one of those bubble coats that were popular a few years back.

I guess ya'll aint rock Triple Fat Gooses round your way.

Ideal08 · #13 10-18-2001, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
Maybe I'm just not reading right, but what is goose down? farting?

QTE

LMAO!

Goose feathers, chile, goose feathers. You couldn't see the forest for the trees!

CrimsonTide4 · #14 10-18-2001, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Ideal08

Laughing My Warrensville Heights High Alumna A$$ Off

EXCELLENT!!!!

IU Intelligence · #15 10-19-2001, 12:10 PM

Lawd, Lawd, ya'll got me CTHU at my desk. I don't even know what I'm laughing at more: the man falling over the fence, Ideal08 saying "pannies", or DELTAQTE thinking goose feathers is farting! Whoo, ya'll are crazy.