Jessica Simpson or Paris Hilton???

cashmoney · #1 03-11-2005, 01:12 PM

If you could have one of the two....who would it be? Jessica or Paris?

Personally, I like Jessica's body better. Ive seen Paris nakked, I think everyone has. Jessica has bigger boobs and is a little thicker than Paris. Paris is sexy and seems like she could be chill....but Jessica seems like that airhead that would say stupid shit in bed after you get done having sex. I'd pick Jessica.

chopperLI905 · #2 03-11-2005, 01:15 PM

i would pick Jessica bc Paris needs to eat something or stop using crack bc she is too f-in skinny. Plus Jessica has a good size rack.

cashmoney · #3 03-11-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by chopperLI905
i would pick Jessica bc Paris needs to eat something or stop using crack bc she is too f-in skinny. Plus Jessica has a good size rack.

I know, i've never understood why she's never got a boob job with all that money. Its not like she still couldnt do coke, look at Jessica.

sugar and spice · #4 03-11-2005, 02:53 PM

Uhhh, I think Paris has said straight-out that she doesn't want bigger boobs.

texas*princess · #5 03-11-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by sugar and spice
Uhhh, I think Paris has said straight-out that she doesn't want bigger boobs.

In addition to that, she wouldn't be able to hide it as a "growth spurt" like Brittney Spears and her friend Linsday Lohan

Rudey · #6 03-11-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by texas*princess
In addition to that, she wouldn't be able to hide it as a "growth spurt" like Brittney Spears and her friend Linsday Lohan

Ummm Lindsay has always had a large rack...

I like how this thread can be about what girl a guy would want to have sex with and girls pop in to say nasty, awful things about the girls.

And I would pick Paris. I'm all about that.

-Rudey

SOPi_Jawbreaker · #7 03-11-2005, 03:54 PM

I think it's funny how the guys are basing their decisions on how Jessica and Paris look. Not one of them has mentioned anything about the advantages of Jessica "supposedly" having only been with one man so far and Paris being with more than that. I always thought stuff like that mattered to guys. Good to know it doesn't.

Kevin · #8 03-11-2005, 04:19 PM

I'm 5'7" -- don't like dating women that are taller than me. Won't do it.

I guess that limits me to Jessica.

RedRoseSAI · #9 03-11-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by sugar and spice
Uhhh, I think Paris has said straight-out that she doesn't want bigger boobs.

....and I say good for her!

Besides, boys tell me that fake boobs don't feel as nice.

Coramoor · #10 03-11-2005, 06:44 PM

Definitly Jessica.

I like her body a lot more than Paris' and like someone else mentioned even though she is an airhead, she would be a lot more fun to talk to than Paris. Paris is just dumb...and not only that she is snobby and that's a horrible combination. I can take one or the other, but both together make me want to strangle the girl.

James · #11 03-12-2005, 05:11 PM

They are lying. Or don't know the difference. You'd be surprised at the amount of guys that have never felt enough boobs to make an informed comparison.

Even though they make themselves out to be an expert.

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Originally posted by RedRoseSAI
....and I say good for her! Besides, boys tell me that fake boobs don't feel as nice.

lifesaver · #12 03-12-2005, 05:47 PM

Most definately Jessica.

nucutiepie · #13 03-12-2005, 06:57 PM

I'm just gonna put it out there that Paris Hilton has probably slept with half of Hollywood... plus at least two australian personalities not on the american radar screen, plus goodness knows who else...

if you don't want an STD, it might be safer to stick to Jessica.

KillarneyRose · #14 03-13-2005, 07:24 PM

Jessica. She just seems so much.....cleaner or something.

Corsulian · #15 03-13-2005, 08:04 PM

I loathe both of them. Neither seem to have an IQ above 70. Jessica Simpson is at least attractive and has some talent (still loathe her for being stupid)--but Paris Hilton is in the Top 10 Greatest Wastes of Oxygen Ever.