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10-25-2004, 01:34 PM
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The Never Ending Greek Life Story......
I'll start....
There once was a girl named Becky who was thinking of rushing at Big State U in Anywhere, TX. ........
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10-25-2004, 01:54 PM
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She was really stressing out, though. Her best friend had just finished recruitment at Southern Cutthroat U., and although she'd ended up with a bid from a sorority she loved, she had been cut pretty heavily early on. And with two weeks to go before rush, Becky had letters of recommendation for only half the sororities on campus.
Becky decided that a bit of shopping would calm her nerves a bit. She needed a pref dress anyway, so she headed for the mall...
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10-25-2004, 01:57 PM
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but decided that she would save money and buy the dress from wallmart. After all, the last time she bought a DKNY, she was cut hard. So, she doesn't wan't to spend too much and decided to shop at wallmart.
Then, there was a pink cadillac driven by big daddy kane. He said to her . . .
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10-25-2004, 02:00 PM
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"Good luck with rush you sexy vixen and if it doesn't work out you can always work for me"
She purchased her dress, went home, and called her mom for some words of reassurance.
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10-25-2004, 02:10 PM
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Her mom told her that no daughter of hers was going through rush in a dress from Wal-Mart.
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10-25-2004, 02:21 PM
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"But it's a very nice dress from Walmart..." Becky pointed out.
"Are you trying to get cut??" replied her mother. "Trust me, spend a bit and get a nice dress. What are you wearing for the other days of rush?"
"I don't know what to wear! On the first day we have to wear a t-shirt we're going to get from Panhel, and a pair of jeans. But after that, I have no idea! I'm worried that if I wear slacks it'll look too casual, but if I wear a skirt I'll be overdressed. I'm so confused!"
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10-25-2004, 02:43 PM
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So she decided that bike shorts were the way to go. Everyone looks sexy in spandex with a padded crotch. So armed with spandex and her panhel shirt, she went to meet her Rho Chi who told her...
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10-25-2004, 02:53 PM
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So armed with spandex and her panhel shirt, she went to meet her Rho Chi who told her...
"Becky, I hate to break it to you, but you're not real, I'm not real and now we're going to have an entertaining discussion about philosophy and the metaphysical state of being a storybook character."
And they all lived happily ever after.
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