right back atcha...31 rules girls wish guys knew :)

[xok85xo]

saw this..had to post it to counteract the one for the guys

THINGS THAT GIRLS THINK GUYS SHOULD KNOW

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. sweet talk will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
8. Size does matter.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave- no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Just because we don't have dicks doesn't mean u can't pass us the ball.
31. Most importantly- we are always right- so don't forget it.

[volgirl2376]

Ok these are NOT on my list:

16. We are drama queens.
I detest drama

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
Ask!

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
nothing wrong with a little wager now and then lol

30. Just because we don't have dicks doesn't mean u can't pass us the ball.
Huh?

31. Most importantly- we are always right- so don't forget it.
Ok, I might be the only woman who admits this, but I am usually always WRONG lol...just dont tease me too bad about it


I would like to add:

#32 Manners are sexy...opening doors, table manners...the whole nine yards...*meow*

[KarenC725]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by xok85xo
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5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.


I think guys do get some form of PMS. I'm telling ya, around the 27th of each month, Rob is a bear to deal with...

[volgirl2376]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by KarenC725

Originally posted by xok85xo
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5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.


I think guys do get some form of PMS. I'm telling ya, around the 27th of each month, Rob is a bear to deal with...

You are correct - men do go through some sort of thing during the month that can equal that of a woman when she is going through PMS

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by xok85xo
saw this..had to post it to counteract the one for the guys

THINGS THAT GIRLS THINK GUYS SHOULD KNOW


11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.
31. Most importantly- we are always right- so don't forget it.

FUNNY and TRUE!

[skip101]

Originally posted by xok85xo
saw this..had to post it to counteract the one for the guys

THINGS THAT GIRLS THINK GUYS SHOULD KNOW


11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a hoe.

does this rule still apply when you eventually become the ex girlfriend?

[skip101]

Originally posted by volgirl2376
Ok these are NOT on my list:

16. We are drama queens.
I detest drama

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
Ask!

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
nothing wrong with a little wager now and then lol

30. Just because we don't have dicks doesn't mean u can't pass us the ball.
Huh?

31. Most importantly- we are always right- so don't forget it.
Ok, I might be the only woman who admits this, but I am usually always WRONG lol...just dont tease me too bad about it


I would like to add:

#32 Manners are sexy...opening doors, table manners...the whole nine yards...*meow*

volgirl rules.

[MoxieGrrl]

Not really rules....but I find them to be true...

*Ok, you have a cold. We have no choice but to baby you because you whine so much. We get the cold. You tell us to "toughen up, it's a cold." Why? Because your cold was somehow worse.

*Please oh please never whine you are fat. If we wanted to date women, we would.

[lifesaver]

I thought it was funny. I might not agree with it because I cant understand ANY OF IT. but from collegehumor.com:

1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.

2. Real men drive stick

3. I will leave if you lie.<sorry>

4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts)

5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when i have no reason to think so.

6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.

7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.

9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.

11. I expect you to call me.

12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.

13. I'm scared of losing my independance.

14. I'm more forgiving of you than I should be.

15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card.

16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.

17.If i'm not having sex with you, <A> having a fat day; <B> not feeling "connected" to you; <C> blackmailing you to get something I want.

18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.

19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD and i'm not afraid to use it.

20. When I compare my tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

21. A man I love plans the occassional fancy-shmancy dress up sate and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.

22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.

23. You should never tell me what to do.

24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.

25. My breasts LOVE much licking and sucking.

26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.

27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.

28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.

29. When in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color.

30. I want to be Madonna.

31. Women get urinary tract infections. So watch (and wash) your finders.

32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.

33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing stuff, wearing white T-shirts and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

34. I need to hear how you feel about me. OFTEN. Tell me now.

35. Suprises, especially gifts for ME = MORE LOVING.

36. I want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this.

37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...

38. Discussion of ex-bf's and ex-gf's should be avoided at all costs.

39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself.

40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

I love it when you're sweaty.

42. It's best to consult your gal-pals for gift ideas.

43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.

44. I like porn.

45. I love holding your ass in the palms of my hands.

46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...

48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.

49. I remember EVERYTHING from our relationship.

50.You should know all this without me telling you.


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[Beef]

44. I like porn.

YEAAEHHAAAHHH!!

[volgirl2376]

After much thinking, I have come up with a few more things I would like guys to know about me


1. After a first date, I want you to call me the next day. By then, I have discussed, analyzed, and over analyzed every word, gesture, and moment of our night with all my male and female friends. I need reassurance! lol!

2. I love surprises. Being thoughtful makes my day.

3. I do not like to be woken up for the sole reason to tell me I am snoring.

4. If you are breaking up with me because you want to go out with someone else...I dont want to know. Tell me something...anything else.

5. Understand that I am an old fashioned girl. I dont mind cooking or doing your laundry...but I dont like taking out the trash and fixing things.

6. I have no sense of direction. Expect to get lost with me.

7. I love it when your hair is cut, your nails are clean, and you dress up for me.

8. Please close the door when you use the bathroom.

9. Dont tease me in front of your friends.

10. If you spend the weekend, dont give your mom my phone number.

11. I love compliments.

12. I enjoy stupid, silly, gross movies as much as you do.

13. I enjoy porn almost as much as you do.

[Kevlar281]

Wow all these rules and not one mention of video games.

[volgirl2376]

Lol sorry Kevlar - I forgot to mention that - I thought it was a given

14. Even though I like to play PS2 with you, dont make fun of me if I want to try out the new Barbie game

15. Dont laugh when I "run the ball" through my living room while watching football.

[IowaHawkeye]

Originally posted by volgirl2376

5. Understand that I am an old fashioned girl. I dont mind cooking or doing your laundry...but I dont like taking out the trash and fixing things.

In response to this one, i am not an old-fashioned girl NOR am I your mother, I don't like doing my own laundry (i currently have a pile the size of mt. everest) and will will do your laundry only if you sneak things into my pile, haha, or ask very nicely and follow lifesavers posted rules #15 and #25 above

[juniorgrrl]

My rule:

Yes, I like electronics. But do not buy them for me for Christmas, birthday, anniversary, any occasion. I want a romantic, girly gift that shows you love me as a woman. We do geeky buddy stuff all the time. I'm a girl, dammit, treat me like one.