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06-22-2004, 09:52 PM
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
We are going to play a fun game. It's called, "who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.
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06-22-2004, 09:53 PM
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Are you talking about my real daddy, or my sugar daddy? 
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06-22-2004, 09:55 PM
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My daddy writes books about the right-wing conspiracy. He also teaches classes where he indoctrinates others into the dirty liberal way of thinking.
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06-22-2004, 10:18 PM
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My daddy has veteran license plates on his car. He used to have missles. I wish he would have kept one.
Now he does something very important in the medical field. He also looks a little like Saddam Hussein.
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06-22-2004, 10:24 PM
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My daddy programs computers. It looks like this: 010011110001111111001010101.
My mommy's job is even better. She works for my university and counts their money. Then she makes sure that nobody buys alcohol with the taxpayer money.
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06-22-2004, 10:28 PM
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Location: Washington DC and Dartmouth MA
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My dad makes wonderful food as an Executive Chef of a restaurant.
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06-22-2004, 10:29 PM
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Mine's a lawyer. If he gets you a divorce, you get the house and the kids. Your ex's "half" includes all the crappy stuff.
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06-22-2004, 10:33 PM
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My daddy's retired. He fishes and golfs.  He used to be a PE teacher...back in the day when you could still give kids a spankin'. He had one of those big-ass paddles w/ the holes in it to make it more aerodynamic, thus ensuring a harder hit.
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06-22-2004, 10:36 PM
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My daddy is an engingeer, but now that he's semi-retired, he spends most of his time riding his Harley.
I'm serious.
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06-22-2004, 10:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by AXiD670
My daddy's retired. He fishes and golfs. He used to be a PE teacher...back in the day when you could still give kids a spankin'. He had one of those big-ass paddles w/ the holes in it to make it more aerodynamic, thus ensuring a harder hit.
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I was sent to be paddled once... in the first grade.
But I didn't go. I hid out in the bathroom and went back to class. Found out later that year that the principal couldn't have done it anyway. My parents had a no-paddling order on file with the school.
There's nothing scarier than an ADHD first grader who knows there will be no real consequences.
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06-22-2004, 10:40 PM
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My daddy owns his own law firm and lives in Hawaii with my step-mom. He seems to live the perfect life. Sign, so far from my life lol.......
Hes retiring soon so Im sure hell golf and hang out at the ocean all day when he retires, its in his backyard lol.
My mommy is a doctor in the local emergency room back home. She saves peoples lives all day... Too bad I hate blood. lol.
Last edited by ADPiShannan; 06-22-2004 at 10:57 PM.
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06-22-2004, 10:47 PM
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My daddy is an engineer/executive at IBM. He bosses people around all day.
My mommy is a teacher. She bosses kids around all day.
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06-22-2004, 10:53 PM
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Our mom says our dad is a walking sex machine.
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06-22-2004, 10:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dionysus
Our mom says our dad is a walking sex machine.
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06-22-2004, 11:06 PM
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my daddy is a landlord and mortgage broker. he lets people rent houses from him for a fee. if tenants tick him off and dont pay, he evicts them. if they refuse to leave, they get sued by my daddy.
my mommy is a property manager for the same company and she cleans up my dad's mess.
i work as the assistant. i have to watch all the drama unfold.
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