New Hazing Rituals

[Jason Mathers]

I have resently brained stromed some new hazing rituals that you can use during HELL WEEK or any like event, or simply becuase you have the power!!!!

1)Drown a Frosh in a berral of beer

[Jason Mathers]

Opps I screwed that one...
Here's some more ideas

2) Wear one skiboot for a week
3) Pole Ride: Hoist up a member strattling a horizontal pole. The get two heavy set individuals to hang dangling on the persons legs. To achieve maximum effect have the pole be a splintery log.
4) Firemen's slide: Have a Frosh do the firemens pole slide down a splintery flag pole. This will then win the person the nickname "Splinter Crotch"
5) Sloshed Frosh: Take one inebriated Frosh, while at a sorority party, and put him in a a circle. Next funnel maximum strength laxitives into the drunkard. Make them dance, then watch results!

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Psi Omega Phi Forever.

Ye of little respect for thine brother.

The fraternal spirit is something that should not be riddled with physical, mental, emotional abuse. True fraternity can not thrive in such an envirnoment. Far better programs can be insituted to strengthen the fraternal bonds. Hazing breeds fear, distrust, hatred, and contempt not the trust, respect and love necessary for sisterhoods/brotherhoods.

Artimis

[kegman]

jason, you rule
I remember the good ole days when i wwas hazed. I was forced to douse my crotch in gasoline and light it on fire and then run into a sorority house. Another time I was forced to tie a rope around the tail of a goldfish and swallow it, then i had to pull it out of my stomach with the rope. man those were the good old days. Once i had to drink fifty beers in one hour. man was i drunk, that ruled.
jason you rock the house.

[cekmustang]

Right on Kegman. Jason rules. You rule.

[Sputnik]

Kegman are you really part of a fraternity? Everything you say seems to go against the meaning of Fraternity that I know. MY Brothers would never make me do something that could potential hurt me.

[shluvsar]

Those are the scariest hazing rituals I have ever heard of. My sorority doesn't haze, so I really don't have much of an idea of what other greeks are doing to each other. What else have you guys done?

[SigEpYoda]

Absolute power corrupt absolutely. A great man once said "The purpose of life is to do good, and if you can't do good, at least don't hurt him." And gentleman, remmember to read your risk mgt. manual. Please don't take the rest of us down with your action.

[awatters]

Making someone do something dangerous or unsanitary is the worst way to establish brotherhood. That list is ridiculous and only serves to further everyone's prejudices about the system.

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andrew watters
Theta Chi – ucla

[chickey]

Personally I would like to know what is wrong with you. YOu were obiviously hazed, and I am sure you hated it. It is time that these stupid things stop. The least you could do is have some respect and maturity

[etienneSAI]

hilarious!

i love this differentiation between sarcasm and seriousness with everyone regarding this post. i laughed the whole way through it! does anyone else find this as amusing as i do??

etienne
sigma alpha iota
*where my girls at? SAI!*

[mwedzi]

Yes etienne, I also assumed he was being sarcastic and mocking the ridiculousness of some hazing rituals.

[Asia2000]

Oh, jeez, I hope he was being sarcastic!! I didn't take it seriously at all myself.

[Eli]

kegman,

if you drank 50 beers you would be dead from Alcohol posioning.

Jason, you sound like you should be a politician. Your gruesome!

Eli

[SigTauBrian]

Do you realy wana haze someone that you are going to look at the next day and call brother? seriously think about that!

Brian
Sigma Tau Gamma
Eastern Michigan University