SAT

[Professor]

The Black SAT

Can you pass or will we have to revoke the "Brother/Sister" Cards?
The Black SAT Test - 5 Points Each (85 points needed to pass)
1. "Boy/Girl if you keep it up, I'll slap the________ right out of your
mouth!"

2. "Papa was a ________ stone."

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______."
4. What are the two words that we all know to be "fighting words"?

5. What was being sat on while watching the tide roll away?

6. For this one, you have to think like a Jamaican: what two things
come before "Tree"?

7. What side do we pass the "Dutchie" on?

8. Finish the phrase " Peace, Love and _______."

9. Who recorded the song Popcorn Love?

10. Ron O. Neil played what character? And who produced the soundtrack?

11. "You have 2 choices, the ________ or the window"

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey?

13. Name the Hit TV show that starred "Dwayne Wayne" and Sinbad.

14. What TV show did we first see Martin Lawrence in?

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"?

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer?

17. What type of meat is usually associated with Friday?

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV?

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what?

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died?

ANSWERS:
1. TASTE
2. ROLLING
3. GATE OPEN
4. YOUR MA MA
5. DOCK OF THE BAY
6. 1 AND 2
7. ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE
8. SOUL (Partial credit if you said "Nappiness"or "Happiness")
9. NEW EDITION
10. SUPERFLY. THE LATE CURTIS MAYFIELD
11. STAIRS
12. FRIDAY
13. A DIFFERENT WORLD
14. WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW
15. SIDNEY PORTIER
16. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS, I'M NOT TELLING! YOU FAIL!
17. FISH
18. THE PLIERS (I a hanger or screw driver)
19. NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING!!
20. D_ _ _, D_ _ _, D_ _ _!

Scoring Indicates You Are:

85 and above:
True Black Afrikan (with a "k")

75-85:
African American, African European, African Caribbean, African
Canadian (and all other Diaspora Africans not born on "THE" continent. Spell it with a "c")

65-75:
Uh, Negro.

55-65:
Barely passing: Tawny Octoroon.

55 and under:
Definitely White.

[AKA2D '91]

I missed numbers 6 and 10.

Oh Well, I am what I am!

[Sugar_N_Spice]

Originally posted by Professor:
The Black SAT

Can you pass or will we have to revoke the "Brother/Sister" Cards?
The Black SAT Test - 5 Points Each (85 points needed to pass)

Scoring Indicates You Are:

85 and above:
True Black Afrikan (with a "k")

75-85:
African American, African European, African Caribbean, African
Canadian (and all other Diaspora Africans not born on "THE" continent. Spell it with a "c")

65-75:
Uh, Negro.

55-65:
Barely passing: Tawny Octoroon.

55 and under:
Definitely White.

Hey,
This is unfair!! Some of these questions folks my age don't know the answers too...this is discriminatory...If I wanted to fail another test I'd be in class...Naw, I'm just playin'...and I am not "White"...Dang, Could I at least get a oreo or something (that's better than getting st8 up white)?!... If you think I'm white then come with me to a job interview, or watch me try to hail a cab... (You know what I'm sayin')...

P.S. What the heck is "Jo Jo the Dancer"?! Dang, I feel young...

**Disclaimer: No, I am not really angry about this test...I thought it was cute and it had me reminiscing about the days before I wasn't a broke a$$ college student...Y'all know I wouldn't be complainin' if I would've passed ...

[AKA2D '91]

Jo Jo Dancer...that's "who" not "what" LMAO!
AND, there is no "the" LMAO!


LMAO!
Why don't you make it a Blockbuster night.

[ososuave]

Well, I'm 21 and I got all of em except the one about Martin on TV. So I don't think age has much to do with it.

[Tanzanite]

I am 21 too and I think I did exceptionally well but I got #10 and #16 wrong.

All I could think of from Uptown Saturday night was Bill and somebody with fish in their shoes...Is that even the same movie?

WHO, WHAT, WHEN is Jo Jo Dancer? Is he or she still alive? Is this someone I should know?
Oh well, I give myself a 90. This was cute.

[kiml122]

I finally took the test and I only got #17 wrong. And I should have known that especially since I am catholic, but go figure. ....Professor this was really cute

------------------
...and like that I'm gone!!
KL

[Alpha14]

Hey Frat,

The Black SAT was a good idea, I was paced it around to our folks in the office. They found it to be very funny. It was very funny.
Thanks.

I scored around 80pts.

[Alpha14]

Hey Frat,

The Black SAT was a good idea, I was passed it around to our folks in the office. They found it to be very funny. It was very funny.
Thanks.

I scored around 80pts.

[Strawberri]

This is too cute. I only miss #11.

Originally posted by Professor:
I don't even know Jo Jo - can someone help

Professor, Jo Jo Dancer is Richard Pryor

[BlueReign]

Duh? I scored in the "negro" range, BUT I knew who JoJo Dancer was!! Ha! Ha!

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by Strawberri:
This is too cute. I only miss #11.

Professor, Jo Jo Dancer is Richard Pryor

That's why I said, make it a Blockbuster Night.

That was the movie he made in the 80's "Jo Jo Dancer: Your Life Is Calling You." It went into his life as a young boy growing up in a "whorehouse" and even back to when he got burned.

Pick it up today on VHS or DVD

Heck, I was a little girl when that came out! Where have you all been? LOL

[prettypoodle6]

i missed 10 and 15!

i think i did pretty good!

[Professor]

I don't even know Jo Jo - can someone help

[ososuave]

How can you not know JoJo. That movie part was the best junkie ever played in cinema. Chris Rock and Samuel Jackson could take a few pointers from this part(they play junkies a lot) cause Pryor played it so real it was scary.

...I just realized how crazy I sound analyizing junkies..lmao