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01-05-2006, 02:32 PM
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Anything but clothes party...
Ok folks, I will be attending an "anything but clothes party" this Saturday and I need ideas for what I should wear.
Please share your ideas with me so I don't go nekkid or with just a sock around my wanger.
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01-05-2006, 02:35 PM
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Pick a current event and cover yourself with articles from that event from major newspapers, local newspapers, printed off the computer...etc...
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01-05-2006, 03:10 PM
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Re: Anything but clothes party...
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Originally posted by damasa
Ok folks, I will be attending an "anything but clothes party" this Saturday and I need ideas for what I should wear.
Please share your ideas with me so I don't go nekkid or with just a sock around my wanger.
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Electrical tape, all over your body, with repeated references to being 'SHOCKING' or some other nonsense
or maybe just cover yourself in raspberry jam and throw toast over the ol' junk, that would be hot
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01-05-2006, 03:15 PM
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That plastic cling seran wrap from glad.
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01-05-2006, 03:20 PM
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Did I accidentally block you on AIM again, hooker?
Duct tape is the cliched answer. I've also unimaginative uses of towels, scarves (are those really not scarves), bathrobes, caution tape, etc.
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01-05-2006, 03:22 PM
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Lots and lots of Post-It notes.
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01-05-2006, 03:28 PM
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tin foil.
-Rudey
--Make yourself a third testicle also.
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01-05-2006, 03:28 PM
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Make a suit of armor or a kilt/loincloth with cut up flattened beer cans.
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01-05-2006, 03:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by VandalSquirrel
Make a suit of armor or a kilt/loincloth with cut up flattened beer cans.
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That sounds dangerous to the package...all those sharp edges...
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01-05-2006, 03:43 PM
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That sounds dangerous to the package...all those sharp edges...
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I'm not even a guy and I cringed on that one!!
How about bandaids?
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01-05-2006, 04:24 PM
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How about bandaids?
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Ouch! What about when he has to remove them? 
He could creatively drape three bedsheets on himself and go as "Three Sheets to the Wind". Which he'll probably be by the end of the evening, anyway.
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01-05-2006, 04:37 PM
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Body paint!
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01-05-2006, 05:19 PM
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Cut a hole in the bottom of a trash bag and a couple holes for arms and just wear a trash bag.
Or, a toga, made out of a sheet. Sheets are not clothes.
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01-05-2006, 05:31 PM
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Make a kilt out of expired credit cards a la the Tiger Woods American Express jacket from a few years ago...
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01-05-2006, 05:56 PM
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Clear Plastic Wrap and a Big Smile! 
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