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07-21-2003, 01:55 PM
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How not to write a love poem
On the Dead Journal website, it's fun to click "random grave" and read other people's journals. I stumbled upon this one entry where this girl was so excited that her bf had just written her a love poem.
Now, I may not be the most romantic person in the world, so what I think might not carry much weight, but if any guy ever wrote something even REMOTELY like this, I would laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh.
And smack him in the face.
(my comments are in all caps)
Gina is r0ns
n r0n is Ginas
Till death d0 us baby SINCE WHEN IS BABY A VERB?
n0thin can c0me between us
I'm s0 int0 y0u
N I wana put weddin rings
0n each 0ne 0f ya fingers TEN RINGS? IS HE MORMON?
my c0nfessi0n
is that ya l0vin is a blessin
y0u the sh0rty
that g0t me thinkin b0ut askin 21 Questi0ns QUESTION #1: IF A TRAIN LEAVES CALIFORNIA AT 55 MPH...
n cut them 0tha chiCks 0ff if they steppin
cuz in ya st0mach is where my little man is restin AND QUIETLY CONTEMPLATING HIS NEXT MOVE
I'mma be wit y0u
till we see heaven
i l0ve ya flaws YEAH THAT'S ROMANTIC...I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT SUCKS ABOUT YOU HONEY...
n ya perfect imperfecti0ns THAT'S AN OXEY MORON. LIKE JUMBO SHRIMP
ma y0u t0uched me n my heart secti0n AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me minus y0u
equals depressi0n
I wanna give you e'ything
all my cream MMMM...CREAM...
n things that go bling
i see y0u n my sleep
its liek y0u stepped 0utta my dreams
i'll be ya king if y0u pr0mise t0o be my queen
0ur b0nd is tight
n0thin can get n between
Ahh...nothing says lovin' like 2nd grade writing abilities
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07-21-2003, 01:57 PM
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Well, the journal owner might of been in second grade too....
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07-21-2003, 01:57 PM
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Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!! Thanks for sharing 
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07-21-2003, 02:04 PM
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you are so mean, these people have love and you mock them, shame on you.
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07-21-2003, 02:09 PM
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His "little man" is resting in her stomach? Sounds like someone needs an anatomy lesson.
Grr-- I hate netspeak.
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07-21-2003, 02:33 PM
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I guess this could be construed as romantic, though if my boyfriend ever wrote me a poem like this I think I would die laughing.
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07-21-2003, 02:53 PM
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What a f*cking idiot this guy is! Well, I got my laughs! If he was here, I'd smack him right upside the head!
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07-21-2003, 03:02 PM
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Re: How not to write a love poem
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Originally posted by AGDPrincess70
I wanna give you e'ything
all my cream
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EWWWWWW!
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07-21-2003, 03:11 PM
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Re: Re: How not to write a love poem
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Originally posted by KillarneyRose
EWWWWWW!
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Get you mind out of the gutter, Killarney...
I think he means money...
This is the funniest thing i've read in a while
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07-21-2003, 03:36 PM
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That poem r0x0rz my s0x0rz.
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07-21-2003, 03:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KappaKittyCat
His "little man" is resting in her stomach? Sounds like someone needs an anatomy lesson.
Grr-- I hate netspeak.
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I think the gal is pregnant.
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07-21-2003, 04:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SATX*APhi
I think the gal is pregnant.
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Oh, that could be possible. I was thinking more along the lines of the other "little man."
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07-21-2003, 04:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KappaKittyCat
Oh, that could be possible. I was thinking more along the lines of the other "little man."
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I thought that at first, but you must be really, really stupid if you think that "little man" is resting in her stomach. Then again, it could've been a second grader who wrote it, huh? 
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07-21-2003, 05:17 PM
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CTHU, CTHU.
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07-21-2003, 05:58 PM
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*thinks* Hmm...I think if I rearrange some words...I may have found the perfect poem to send TKE209..... 
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