Men, you're too old for....

DSTCHAOS · #1 05-19-2008, 08:42 AM

Haha. You better get right!

1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You're smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you're going to lose.

2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively. Don't let your electronic correspondence become the digital version of a motivational poster.

http://men.msn.com/articlemh.aspx?cp...9112&GT1=32001

preciousjeni · #2 05-19-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

Haha. You better get right!

1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You're smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you're going to lose.

2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively. Don't let your electronic correspondence become the digital version of a motivational poster.

http://men.msn.com/articlemh.aspx?cp...9112&GT1=32001

17. Drinking glasses with logos. Especially those kitschy McDonald's Hamburglar ones.

LOL!

DaemonSeid · #3 05-19-2008, 11:14 AM

14. Code words for ugly women.

well it's suicide if we call you 'mutt' to your face...now 'handsome'.... hmmm

16. A secret handshake.*

*unless you are in a frat!

18. A recent story with the phrase "So I said to the cop…"

Well, I have this nasty case of DWB....so sometimes.....

Now..let's start with the women!!!

1. 3 and four kids and been on Maury still trying to find the daddy for all of them.

2. A filthy house - You know I have met some very beautiful women, that lived in nice areas whose homes and apts needed not a maid but a sanitation crew.

3. A woman should not be without the ability to cook - No...not being sexist but think about it, if a man is expected to bring home the bacon, he sure as hell don't want you burning it beyond recogition (damn did I mess that up!! LOL) before it hits the plate! Let's go back to the 'pretty women' example...I have met some beautiful women...and they have no skills in bed or in the kitchen...please have one and we can work on the other!

4. Betty Boop or kidsy pocketbooks - Sorry, nothing worse than seeing a 30 to 40 something woman still trying to be a teeny bopper...act your ages...preferably the more mature of the 3 that you told me!

5. Stories that sound like - "Well my ex didn't say.." or "Well my ex didn't do..."
I am not your ex. If you are telling that story, then there is a reason why he is your ex or why you may need to be finding him instead of hanging with me.

6. Annoying perpetually single girlfriends - there is a reason why she is still single and we hope she doesn't rub off on you. If you took note, most of your other friends are married or deep in a relationship and left her (and possibly you) alone for a reason. If she has been a detriment to other relationships of yours as well as hers in the past and Mr. Right comes along, do yourself a favor and make the right choice...

7. Habits more annoying than men - If you can belch or fart louder or cruder than me or any of my friends, refuse to wash with soap and wear deodorant on alternate days because you believe a shower should last past 72 hrs, or use basic hygiene in any kind of way, then we can't even be friends.

8. Long Arsed lists - Notice that I am ending this one here see? Ididn't get to 10. Because we aren't that picky. We can tell you what we need and looking for and be done with it while some of you are nitpicky to no end. So, at eight I am done unless some of my male compatriots wish to add in.

PANTHERTEKE · #4 05-19-2008, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Now..let's start with the women!!!

1. 3 and four kids and been on Maury still trying to find the daddy for all of them.

2. A filthy house - You know I have met some very beautiful women, that lived in nice areas whose homes and apts needed not a maid but a sanitation crew.

3. A woman should not be without the ability to cook - No...not being sexist but think about it, if a man is expected to bring home the bacon, he sure as hell don't want you burning it beyond recogization before it hits the plate! Let's go back to the 'pretty women' example...I have met some beautiful women...and they have no skills in bed or in the kitchen...please have one and we can work on the other!

4. Betty Boop or kidsy pocketbooks - Sorry, nothing worse than seeing a 30 to 40 something woman still trying to be a teeny bopper...act your ages...preferably the more mature of the 3 that you told me!

5. Stories that sound like - "Well my ex didn't say.." or "Well my ex didn't do..."
I am not your ex. If you are telling that story, then there is a reason why he is your ex or why you may need to be finding himinstead of hanging with me.

6. Annoying perpetually single girlfriends - there is a reason why she is still single and we hope she doesn't rub off on you. If you took note, most of your other friends are married or deep in a relationship and left her (and possibly you) alone for a reason. If she has been a detriment to other relationships of yours as well as hers in the past and Mr. Right comes along, do yourself a favor and make the right choice...

7. Habits more annoying than men - If you can belch or fart louder or cruder than me or any of my friends, refuse to wash with soap and wear deodorant on alternate days because you believe a shower should last past 72 hrs, or use basic hygiene in any kind of way, then we can't even be friends.

8. Long Arsed lists - Notice that I am ending this one here see? Ididn't get to 10. Because we aren't that picky. We can tell you what we need and looking for and be done with it while some of you are nitpicky to no end. So, at eight I am done unless some of my male compatriots wish to add in.

I'll add one more...

9. Dressing like you're 16 when you're nearing 46.

Sorry, I just saw 'True Life: My Parents are Embarrassing' today and it had this 40something mom who dressed like a hooker.

PhiGam · #5 05-20-2008, 02:33 AM

Honestly... I have 13 of those (no black eye!), I'm also 19.
I dress like I'm 46 though.

Coramoor · #6 05-20-2008, 06:17 AM

#5 should also have something about her dad. "Well my dad did this blah, blah, blah', 'My dad would never...'

Why do I always find the girls with daddy issues?

cheerfulgreek · #7 05-20-2008, 10:44 AM

I don't get it.

RU OX Alum · #8 05-20-2008, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

I don't get it.

what don't you get?

cheerfulgreek · #9 05-20-2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

what don't you get?

The 18 things a guy shouldn't have. Am I supposed to pick one?

knight_shadow · #10 05-20-2008, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

The 18 things a guy shouldn't have. Am I supposed to pick one?

No, it's not a game or anything. Just people agreeing with the list.

DSTCHAOS · #11 05-20-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

The 18 things a guy shouldn't have. Am I supposed to pick one?

^^^ the only person who needed instructions

RU OX Alum · #12 05-20-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

The 18 things a guy shouldn't have. Am I supposed to pick one?

No, it's just a list that someone made up and put on the internet, then DS made one about women,

some people added their own to the list, i think

DaemonSeid · #13 05-20-2008, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

^^^ the only person who needed instructions

Don't pick with her, she hasn't had her Starbucks yet....heh!

1908Revelations · #14 05-20-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Don't pick with her, she hasn't had her Starbucks yet....heh!

OK.....lol

cheerfulgreek · #15 05-21-2008, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by knight_shadow

No, it's not a game or anything. Just people agreeing with the list.

Oh, I get it now. How did I miss that?

Thanks.