COME ONE, COME ALL...The Senusret I Auction Extravaganza (for ladies only)

BirthaBlue4 · #1 07-15-2005, 01:49 PM

That's right ladies. The day we've all been waiting for...the day Senusret I gives us a rare opportunity...

He has consented to allow us to haggle, fight, yell, scream, and dare I say strip for his one time love and affections.

I present to you the...

The Senusret I Auction Extravaganza (For Ladies Only)

I, BB4, will serve as Auctioneer and Ring Mistress.

Sister Havana will serve as Hostess with the Mostess.

mmcat is our Maitre'Delicious

Geeky Penguin is the Prop and Costume Mistress Extraordinaire

MaMaBuddah is the TicketMistress

Get a good seat ladies, the show is promised to be MARVELOUS!!

Sister Havana · #2 07-16-2005, 10:42 AM

Wooohooo!

mmcat · #3 07-17-2005, 10:31 AM

just bring it...i made chocolate chip cookies this morning and can whip you up some tacos real easily.

BirthaBlue4 · #4 07-17-2005, 01:39 PM

As the crowd gathers, the lights are dimmed as the main attraction begins...

"LADIES, the moment we've all been waiting for has arrived. For years, he has tantalized your hearts with his smile. For months he has loitered in your dreams with his sexy dreds. Now, for the first time ever, I present to you...Senusret I...in a thong!!!!!!

**CROWD GOES WILD**

**WOMEN FAINT IN THE AISLES**

MaMaBuddha · #5 07-17-2005, 03:50 PM

Tickets, please, Tickets please.

No one is allowed admission without a ticket!!!!

hell, i might buy up all the ticket for myself.

Senusret I · #6 07-17-2005, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaMaBuddha

hell, i might buy up all the ticket for myself.

I'll be your private dancer....dancin for money....

aurora_borealis · #7 07-17-2005, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Senusret I
I'll be your private dancer....dancin for money....

Deutchemarks or dollars, American Express will do nicely, thank you

ladygreek · #8 07-17-2005, 11:20 PM

*breaking through the door* "Get outta my face, MaMaBuddha. Y'all aren't going to objectify my cyber son!"

*yelling* "Senusret go put your pants back on!!! Mmcat, give me those cookies! BirthaBlue, I told you what would happen if you held this auction! All the rest of you hoochies, get up off my boy!"

mmcat · #9 07-18-2005, 08:06 AM

now he belongs to the ages...
yummy. much to look at.
by the way, it's now breakfast burrito time so we can keep our energy level up.

BirthaBlue4 · #10 07-18-2005, 11:28 AM

*hits ladygreek with a cast iron skillet*

Now that that's outta the way, Senusret I will now commece to dancing for money. He will begin center stage, then rotate around the room for private dances.

*Nudges the DJ. She starts with some classic Luke*

Sister Havana · #11 07-18-2005, 12:51 PM

Anyone need towels to wipe up the drool?

ladygreek · #12 07-18-2005, 03:14 PM

*wakes up with splitting headache* "What happened? Where's my boy? Oh Lawd they done got him up on that stage and their hands are all over him. Wait until I get back from the hospital." *thinking to myself* they better have some $20s and not $1s in those hands.

mmcat · #13 07-19-2005, 08:19 AM

if he's still going... i'm still cooking.
today it's omelettes, place any special order.
i also have some $20s ready to place.

vanda · #14 07-19-2005, 05:11 PM

Birtha? How you gonna hit LadyGreek in the head with a skillet? Tie her up! That way she won't have any tell tale marks.

MaMaBuddha · #15 07-20-2005, 12:15 PM

to all those GC ladies....this is dedicated to you...

is the words of the wise and bold lady saw (reggae queen)

I've got your man and you can't do anything about it,
You may think he is coming back to you but I doubt it,
Don't make no sence you even call him and try to work out it,
Cuz I've got your man and you can't do anything about it.

hee!hee!hee!