Thou shall.....

[SH80]

-Thou shall return calls.

-Thou shall call when one changes plans.

-When one's phone rings thou shall ANSWER it.

-If one wants another to "get lost", thou shall tell so, man does not read minds!

-Thou shalt not inconvience man, time is precious, no time to wait around for 30 minutes.

-It's not so much losing a little time, it's thou PRINCIPLE.

-Thou shall be truthful, thou shalt not make lame excuses. (everyone knows that is impossible for the following: "I was doing it 8 hours straight", "My dog died" (for the 100th time), "I had surgery on my prostate" (female), "I was hit by lightning" (lives in Alaska), "I was so drunk that I woke up in some woman's back yard")

Does anyone have friends that you should send this too?