Battle of the battle threads

[KSig RC]

SO WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE!!! OR SHOULD WE START MORE?????

NPC 5
NPHC 5
FRATERNITY 5
STATES 5
SOMETHING CANADIAN 5
SOMETHING PUERTO RICAN I GUESS WTF IS A US TERRITORY 5-1=4 seriously?
NFL FRANCHISES 5
BEN & JERRY'S FLAVORS 5
DIONYSUS SOCK PUPPETS 5
MICHAEL JACKSON CHILD MOLESTATION INVESTIGATIONS 5
GIRLS I'VE MADE OUT WITH 5
GAY STAR TREK FANFICTION 5
OMG INTERNET 5
IP BAN ALL OF THE OPS 5+1 = 6 holy crap
DHARMA & GREG 5
WHERE'D SHE HIDE THAT PARKING CONE? 5
FAT GIRL COCKBLOCK STRATEGIES 5
WHAT IS CENTAUR'S HANDLE THIS WEEK? 5

(Mods - If this is locked or moved, pls do the same to the silly battle threads out of consistency's sake, this contributes just as much - thank you!)