Ghetto Fabulous Quiz

[candygirl]

One of my friends sent me this quiz so I thought I would share it with you all. I got an 85.

Let's add up how totally ghetto fab you are

1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points)

2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)

3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. ( 5, +5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from
school. (2 points)

6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got
tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go
seek, freeze tag, momma may I?, or red light/green light (2 points
each)

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2
if he rang a bell)

10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers"
5 points).

11. If you've ever run from the police on foot (5 points + 5 more if you got away).

12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove (5 points + 15 points more if you still do it).

13. The batteries in you remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points).

14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point
each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chole, English
Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.

15. If you've ever used tussy. (5 points)

16. If you've never been to the dentist. (15 points.)

17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: Dee-Dee, Fee-Fee, Man-Man, Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, Nay-Nay, etc. (10 points)

18. If you have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)

19. If you've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)

20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past
tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)

21. You use "nem" to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig nem' or momma nem') (5 points)

22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (5 points)

23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points)

24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)

25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points)

26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)

27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (10 points)

28. You don't have your own place but your child had a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (15 points)

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)

30. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

31. You used a towel on the floor to iron on. (5 points)

32. You used vaseline to shine your shoes. (5 points)

33. Your Grandmother is often referred to as Ma-dea (which is not here real name 10 points)

Score chart
0-40 - Either you are white or you are lying
41-80 - Why do you still have to lie, Craig
81-90 - Okay, you're semi ghetto
91+ - STRAIGHT GHETTO, BROUGHT FROM THE HOOD, YOU HAD A HARD KNOCK LIFE.