DIVINE NINE'S 2008 RESOLUTIONS

Professor · #1 01-08-2008, 10:17 AM

rec'd this today - please don't take it seriously - - - i don't but could not help but laugh even at the great organization of alpha.
DIVINE NINE'S 2008 RESOLUTIONS

1. In 2008, Iota Phi Theta Will Be Relevant!

2. For 2008 in its entirety, Omega Psi Phi will have more Graduates than Suspended Chapters!

3. Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Inc. will cut back HATING at least 85%!

4. Starting on Jan. 1st members of Kappa Alpha Psi will NOT be allow to have their Canes in the following: Funerals, Church, or Public Restrooms!

5. Alpha Phi Alpha MUST choose a MASCOT! A Sphinx, A Gorrilla, A Snake, or Martin Luther King.

6. All Zeta's will get mandatory perms!

7. All AKA's will be required to spend at least 200 hrs. OFF of their High Horse!

8. Members of Delta Sigma Theta will be required to MEET ALL their Line Sisters!

9. All SGRho's Will be required to HANG OUT with the rest of society at LEAST (2) Nights a Week!

10. Sigma Doves WILL BE CUT!

11. Kappa Diamonds WILL BE CUT!

12. RHOmeos WILL BE CUT!

13. Iota Sweethearts WILL BE CUT!

14. Omega Psi Phi will require at least 35% of it's party participants to wear clothes.

15. Kappas will learn The Man Laws and stop violating them. (Pretty boys, mirrors, and eyeliner) And they can't substitute the letter C with the letter K...(i have seen an event that said "..... Khapter of Kappa Alpha Psi)

16. AKA's will NOT confuse Probate Practice with INTAKE Process.

17. Delta Sigma Theta will refrain from the throwing hooks, sticking tongues out or doing any activity where they try to mimic/ copy/ dress like or BE like the men of Omega Psi Phi.

18. Sigma Gamma Rho will hold their position... let the haters hate. But y'all need to get Big Draws and hem her arse up in a corner.

19. Everybody will stop being surprised when you hear about a..."SWEET NUPE"

20. Each Iota & SGRho would have to introduce themselves to 2 new people everyday

21. Zetas will stop wearing blue eye shadow

22. AKAs will learn that just cuz you wear 20 pearls...it doesn't make you a pretty girl

1908Revelations · #2 01-08-2008, 01:39 PM

This list is pretty funny. I bet by the time I get it in an e-mail there will be 10 more added.

Nonetheless....funny!

ladygreek · #3 01-08-2008, 02:58 PM

I hope #17 really does happen.

ljkelly · #4 01-08-2008, 03:32 PM

Funny!

I liked it and it was good natured.

GOALdigger · #5 01-08-2008, 05:38 PM

Yea,it funny.(rolls her eyes) I bet you an Alpha wrote this. There is only one resolution about them in the whole list.

IlovemyAKA · #6 01-08-2008, 06:31 PM

Lol! I like it!

mccoyred · #7 01-08-2008, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ladygreek

I hope #17 really does happen.

I know, right?

DSTCHAOS · #8 01-08-2008, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladygreek

I hope #17 really does happen.

*Gritting at you and throwing up a hook...on the door and hanging my coat on it...sticking my tongue out to see if that red kool aid's still on it*

This list is funny and, as much as we say it's jes jokes, it is based on truth depending on what you're exposed to.

Phrozen1ne · #9 01-08-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GOALdigger

Yea,it funny.(rolls her eyes) I bet you an Alpha wrote this. There is only one resolution about them in the whole list.

Now what would make you think that?

I saw this list on facebook.

1908Revelations · #10 01-08-2008, 11:15 PM

I was thinking the same thing Phrozen1ne. I got another kind of list before and the first time I got it there were probably 10 things on the list, then next time I got it there were like 20-something.

pinkies up · #11 01-08-2008, 11:46 PM

That's funny.

IlovemyAKA · #12 01-09-2008, 12:40 AM

For you facebookers, this is where it started:

http://uca.facebook.com/topic.php?ui...095&topic=4385

There's more there.

ziasha07 · #13 01-09-2008, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by GOALdigger

Yea,it funny.(rolls her eyes) I bet you an Alpha wrote this. There is only one resolution about them in the whole list.

Lol like "IlovemyAKA" said it originated in a facebook group and was actually complied by several different people. Thats hilarious that it got turned into a forwarded e-mail though.

ljkelly · #14 01-09-2008, 11:31 AM

I like this list better, when other people start adding stuff they get mean spirited when it was suppose to be funny...

DSTCHAOS · #15 01-09-2008, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ljkelly

I like this list better, when other people start adding stuff they get mean spirited when it was suppose to be funny...

Depending on who you ask, the original list is mean spirited.

That's why these types of things are unnecessary in the first place. They can be entertaining but then when they get widely circulated it becomes too much. I'm not a facebooker and I hate email forwards, so hopefully this thread will be my only exposure to this list.