Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers

[James]

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SKOKIE, IL—Toshiro Tenchumaru, a 34-year-old ninja and longtime employee at Azuma Copier Corporation in Skokie, stealthily took the lives of 12 co-workers Monday after suffering what investigators theorize was "a breakdown due to job-related stress."

[macallan25]

You do realize its The Onion?

[James]

Yes. I thought it was funny.

[macallan25]

Me too.

[Drolefille]

If he'd been a pirate he would have gotten at least 13 of them.