Happy Solistice Every Body!!!

[RU OX Alum]

This year will be the best saturnelia ever! Seiriously you heathen christists need to show some revelence and reverence (why not leave in the typ0) and get so f'd-up you can't remember it the next day, because this day doesn't coun't the earth is aligned it doesn't count, because it is inbetween, you get an off day, the universe is out existance right now indudlge until you black out and walk around like a zombie from the voodoo swamp go get a mask on and have some random sex otherwise next spring won't ever come,and it will be your fault, you blaspheremers with your tales desert angels and cocanut leaves and your stupid annoying "it best time of year" songs scary ghost stories are for halloween and tales of of Old Glory are for fourth of July, stop trying to invade all our holidays,

It is mean of me of to be exclusionary, okay, merry christmas, I promice I won't run up to your nativity scene and drop kick baby jesus across the church parkinglot.[see i can be peaceful, ] Also Happy [c?]Hannunaka, or Empowering Ramadan, or Uplifting Kwanza, or Dignified Tet or whatever else might be going on at this time of year for you, but have a good one.

And if you don't black out, you hate socieity.