Oh Lindsay...

[AlexMack]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...tatement_x.htm

Originally Posted by Lindsay Lohan

"I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.

"If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..

Lindsay, this is why you have a publicist honey. Good god. Pre or post coke I wonder?

[KSigkid]

Wow. On top of that, I must be really out of it, because i didn't even realize Altman had died.

I thought his acceptance speech at the Oscar's this past year was one of the better ones I've heard.

[SoCalGirl]

Video of Lindsay claiming Paris hit her.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/lin...t_her.php#more

Less than a day later, Lindsay claiming the media makes up lies and Paris never hit her.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/lin...rting.php#more

"BE ADEQUITE"

Bwahahahahahaha

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Oh Lindsay. I'm reminded of those commercials. "This is your brain. This is your brains on drugs. Any questions?"

[lovelyivy84]

Originally Posted by Jen

She's been taking speech lessons from someone here on GC methinks.

THIS cracked me up. Ha!