AXO Alum & the "Scoop"

[AXO Alum]

Yes, ladies & gentlemen, it seems as though I am the unofficial news source here on GC as of late. I do have lots of good scoop, but I am also facing the conflict of being at my in-laws with dial-up for the internet. Alas, tomorrow I will be back at my computer with my trusty road runner up & running blazing fast... so I will use this time to create a beautiful song in tribute to people who know other people's business, and use GC to spread false rumors. Please know that I will respond to the numerous PM's tomorrow when I get home & please don't kill me for not being able to scoop everyone at the present time.

If you are not part of the nine-nine-percent gang, then there is no reason to PM me. I don't need to justify to you why I hate a certain GC mod, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even begging the question of me when the time is MUCH better spent with you asking him directly about his "all knowing source" and why it is okay to let him get away with spreading lies.

To my NINE-NINERS, the song will be a work of art I promise -- I would never want to let the GC faithful down...

To those not in the know, the nine-nine-percent gang, or nine-niners, is the gang of GC'ers whose sole purpose in life is to see truth, justice, and the American way brought down swift & mighty on those who spread lies... we represent the 99% of GC that agrees with our stance, and feel no shame in closing down the guilty parties. If you aren't one of us, then you need to ask yourself who the hell you are, because we surely don't know...

[kddani]

I heart AXO Alum so much that I want to disaffiliate from KD and AI into AXO (hehe, just kidding!)

[Jen]

Me love you long time.

[tunatartare]

nuff said

[Sister Havana]

You are awesome.

[H2OPoloChica]

I wish I was in the GC gossip loop...but you tell 'em AXO alum.

[tinydancer]

Give 'em hell, AXO Alum! You're fantastic!

[amycat412]

heh I have no idea what the nine niners are but you rock anyway! i remember you from my early days on GC and loved your quick and sarcastic humor!!

ROCK ON! hee.

ETA: OK I Am drunk (well recovering since I slept for a few hours at my pal's place before coming home as was not fit to drive) and just now saw the fine print. I AM A NINE NINER AND PROUD OF IT. hee

[Xylochick216]

Originally Posted by kddani

I heart AXO Alum so much that I want to disaffiliate from KD and AI into AXO (hehe, just kidding!)

Hey, we'll take you. But only if you promise to wear the furry lyre costume and shop around before deciding on us.

Nine-Niners for life! AXO Alum, have I told you lately that you could quite possibly be my favorite sister on the face of this planet?

[AOIIalum]

Originally Posted by Xylochick216

Hey, we'll take you. But only if you promise to wear the furry lyre costume and shop around before deciding on us.

Do we have to wear the furry lyre costume? No one told me a thing about furry lyre costumes during my education meetings.

[Jill1228]

You are da woman!

[AXO Alum]

All of you.... immediately put NINE-NINERS in your siggy - that way the jackass will KNOW you aren't on his side... xylochick & a couple others have had to deal with him confusing them as being on his side (even after they told him AGAIN, he still couldn't keep it straight).

And the song... it is going to be a real beauty - I have most of it written, but need to get the last bit worked out.

All of this while Mr. AXO is unloading the car from our trip - yeah, I LITERALLY just walked in the door & came to the computer. Its all about priorities, right? (Hey Dani - is the couch still open? 'cause I'm waiting for the divorce papers to be served any minute... he just walked by the office (arms full of stuff) and just shook his head at me!)

Love to all my fantastic nine-niners, even those who haven't seen the furry lyre costumes in person... yet...

[AXO Alum]

(Walking on Sunshine tune)


I used to think maybe he’s crazy
Now, GC, I'm sure
And I just keep hoping & hoping
He’ll walk out GC’s door
Now every time I check my PM box
I gotta hold myself down
'Cause I just can’t stand all the rumors
He’s spreading around

Chorus:

There’s a liar on GC, woah, oh
His initials are T. E., woah, oh
Bringing drama to GC, woah, oh
And it's time that he leaves -
Oh yeah - It's time that he leaves


I used to think maybe he’d listen
But we know that’s not to be
He’s just gonna keep spreading rumors
About the girl we love, Sandy
Now I want him to leave GC forever
Not just for a day, oh no-no
I want him to leave & take his lies
And stay the hell away


There’s a liar on GC, woah, oh
His initials are T. E., woah, oh
Bringing drama to GC, woah, oh
And it's time that he leaves -
Oh yeah now - It's time that he leaves


I know that sometimes here in this world
You gotta rely on your friends
So keep your chin up, O-T-W
We’re here till the end
Its gonna take the work of the nine-niners
Pushing together – yeah yeah yeah
Gonna push that old trash out the door
‘cause tough bitches like us stick together


There’s a liar on GC, woah, oh
His initials are T. E., woah, oh
Bringing drama to GC, woah, oh
And it's time that he leaves -
Oh yeah now - It's time that he leaves
Hey – alright now – its time that he leaves

[DolphinChicaDDD]

You. Are. Awesome.

That is all.

You know you've hit the big time when AXO Alum pens lyrics to help support your cause. I am definitely honored.

Signed,
OTW
proud NINE-NINERS member
(and probably the one who wants him to fess up and be out THE MOST)