Fun Thread Redeux

[Tom Earp]

>A guy from Kansas City dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a
> horrible man his entire life.
>
> The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer. To
> make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity.
>
> After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if
> he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Kansas Citian is
> happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
>
> The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've
> turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you
> so happy?"
>
> The Kansas Citian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
> "This is great! It reminds me of August in Kansas City. Hot, humid, a
> good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
>
> The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the
> Kansas Citian's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send
> down a driving rain and torrential wind.
>
> Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
>
> Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the
> Kansas Citian is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow
> full of crushed rocks.
>
> Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
>
> The Kansas Citian replies, "This is great! Just like April in Kansas City.
> It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"
>
> The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make
> the Kansas Citian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet.
>
> Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will
> surely make the Kansas Citian unhappy, the devil checks in on him.
>
> He is again aghast at what he sees. The Kansas Citian is dancing,
> singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.
>
> "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!? " screams
> the devil.
>
> Jumping up and down, the Kansas Citian throws a snowball at the devil and
> yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Chiefs won the Super Bowl!"

[Tom Earp]

Subject: WILLIE NELSON'S PUBLIC STATEMENT
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>>> Heard this on radio this morning:
>>>
>>>
>>> Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag
> of
>>> Marijuana:
>>>
>>> "It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of
> spinach.
>>> I'd be dead by now."

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