The Flavor of Love: Flava Flaaaaaaav!

#1 01-02-2006, 02:51 AM

Anyone catch VH1's newest trainwreck reality show tonight?

Why any woman in her 20s (they all look pretty young) would want to traipse around national TV wearing almost nothing, just to fight for the attention of a 46 year old man who's at least two feet shorter than them is beyond me.

I can't choose just one tragic moment:
-Naming the first Asian chick "Oyster"
-"Cherry" getting her nickname because of her big perky nipples
-The other Asian chick admitting that everyone in her family was smart and that she was adopted
-"New York"...um, her eyeliner's on so damn thick I can't even tell if her eyes are open. They look like they're closed 90% of the time.
-"Goldie" spewing chunks the first night
-...and I lost count as to how many girls had gaps between their teefs

Early clips also show Mz. Brigitte making an appearance in a later episode as she attempts help her ex find the next hoebag in line.

Whoever created this show and decided it was appropriate for public viewing deserves to be shot.

LeslieAGD · #2 01-02-2006, 09:53 AM

I happened to flip over to it and I couldn't help watching a little bit of it and just shaking my head.

WLFEO · #3 01-02-2006, 12:42 PM

I saw it- I thought it was hilarious- like a hilariously ridiculous waste of my time, but then I just kept on watching it anyway.

I do not think most of those ladies were in their 20's. They looked older to me.

Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame I guess.

I wonder if any of them truly like him & want to be married to him?????

Munchkin03 · #4 01-02-2006, 01:17 PM

What about the hooker who was all, "I like Flava Flav because he has gold teeth...just like my dad."

Between that and Celebrity Fat Camp, my Sunday was quite tragic.

jitterbug13 · #5 01-02-2006, 03:29 PM

I think Cherry was the one who threw herself at Flav...and then got elimated. She was boo-hooing "I don't want to go home!"

Hottie (the one with the big breasts) was on an episode of Blind Date last year. She said she wanted a man with money on that show so I know her true intentions.

I think there are some (New York and the one with the braids) who care about Flav. But I think the others are after the $$$$.

Yeah, this is a trainwreck that you just like watching.

Gina1201 · #6 01-02-2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by jitterbug13
Yeah, this is a trainwreck that you just like watching.

Exactly!! For some reason, I couldn't stop watching. The women were truly pathetic. And I've seen NY before on TV, I just can't remember where.

Rollergirl2001 · #7 01-02-2006, 11:16 PM

This show is like Elimidate. I would really like to slap the woman who was crying when she got cut.

UKDaisy · #8 01-03-2006, 12:04 AM

These girls clearly just want to be on tv.

Who would want Flavor Flav? Seriously?

AnonAlumna · #9 01-04-2006, 12:30 PM

My thoughts exactly...he's like four feet tall, and NASTY!!! However, I couldn't help but watch. My husband was making fun of me, until he saw it was a real show. Then he had to watch too. I think this show signals the decline of VH1's sanity....but I'm really excited to see Kelly LeBrock on Celebrity Fit Club!

BetteDavisEyes · #10 01-05-2006, 12:56 PM

I cringed watching the show but couldn't turn away. The horror that a woman would willingly want to be with him had me wincing all night. Yes it is a trainwreck of a show but I couldn't look away.

Rollergirl2001 · #11 01-09-2006, 03:37 AM

I've watched more of it. This girl, New York, is a total bitch. In fact, most of the girls are bitches.

epchick · #12 01-09-2006, 04:13 PM

I'm actually sad to see Rain go...she was one of my favorites. But I'm glad Goldie is still there, for some reason she cracks me up.

New York's droppy eyes, chipmunk cheeks and hair tossed all to one side really just needs to go!!

So does Hottie...damn it, why does every damn thing she says about Flav involve his money! Lol...and why am I surprised that there was be some other reason she (and most of the girls) are there?

lilbay77 · #13 01-09-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by epchick
I'm actually sad to see Rain go...she was one of my favorites. But I'm glad Goldie is still there, for some reason she cracks me up.

New York's droppy eyes, chipmunk cheeks and hair tossed all to one side really just needs to go!!

So does Hottie...damn it, why does every damn thing she says about Flav involve his money! Lol...and why am I surprised that there was be some other reason she (and most of the girls) are there?

And does he really have that much money?!?!?!?

Hottie seems to have a couple screws loose.

#14 01-09-2006, 06:30 PM

A friend and I were at the bar last night and this show was on one of the TVs. The closed captioning was on, but everyone remained quiet as they watched this tragedy of a TV show. I don't know how many people were there with their mouths open..in shock.

I knew that Asian chick was up to no good. Oh how I love the drama!

And Hottie? There nothing hot about her. HIDEOUS!!!

StarFish106 · #15 01-10-2006, 10:01 AM

i was sad when he let Rain go, she seemed to really have his back...and like epchick said she was a favorite of mine too. Goldie is funny "The chicken is great! Does everone like their chicken?"

They never saw Oyster come in and drop that bomb.

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stealth manuvering! I will give her props for being under the radar

New York looks like a broke ass Rah Digga on a budget. I can't stand her or Hottie. They are the drama queens of the house.

and why was Ms. Latin there again if she just broke up w/ the boyfriend? Is that why they broke up? They had to be together somewhat when she was trying out for the show.

I watched the normal version of this (aka The Bachelor) and just laughed at the differences in the shows (not many). They both have psycopaths (My eggs!) and are a hot mess. This one is just more entertaining..