In the meanwhile it is decided to give some beer to the dog.
Beware late night encounters with her (The Whore) as she tends to skip “wash” and “rinse” by moving straight forward into the “repeat” phase.
Evidence of a small fire in the living room is discovered. It appears one of the curtains had caught fire and was put out by a can of Hamms. Based on the odor it is also theorized that the final flames may have been extinguished by urine.
I haven't had such a good laugh in a while.
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