Away Messeges

[a.e.B.O.T.]

What are some really cute/cleaver away messeges you have come across? Anyone know of some laugh out loud hilarious ones?

[so damn cool]

I am away from my computer right now.

[AznSAE]

wet and naked. invite only.

[AOX81]

I'm out, like a boner in sweatpants.

I'm out, like a fat kid in dodgeball.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

"Of all the things that can be done in bed, I'm doing the lamest."

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"Taking a shower. Wanna watch? Click here for my shower webcam.





YOU PERV!!!! Did you really think I was gonna do that?"

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And for my idle message:

"You've just been infected by the Amish Computer Virus. Since we do not believe in using computers, this is based upon the honor system. Please delete all the files in your computer. Thank you."

[Buttonz]

Originally posted by AOX81

I'm out, like a fat kid in dodgeball.

I'm so sick of seeing this one....and only one of my friends has it....to me it's always seemed corny

[ZTABullwinkle]

Originally posted by a.e.B.O.T.
What are some really cute/cleaver away messeges you have come across? Anyone know of some laugh out loud hilarious ones?

go to www.awaymessages.com they have LOTS of away messages to choose from.

[Lindz928]

I tend to use the basic "Wouldn't you like to know?". In my experience, it has a 87% rate of someone IMing wanting to know.

[pinkiebell1001]

this one's somewhat corny, but i love it:P

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

Oh-another away message site is www.aimawaymessages.com - it's my preference since it seems to have a much wider selection than awaymessages.com

[_Opi_]

Originally posted by pinkiebell1001
this one's somewhat corny, but i love it:P

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

Oh-another away message site is www.aimawaymessages.com - it's my preference since it seems to have a much wider selection than awaymessages.com

hahaha! I'm using this one right now

[BigCityStripper]

Originally posted by Buttonz
I'm so sick of seeing this one....and only one of my friends has it....to me it's always seemed corny

Well, we can all see who still harbors resentment at being picked on by the athletic kids in school.