Heat Jokes

[BlueReign]

Yesterday, I heard a joke on the radio on my way to work. "It was so hot, I saw a mosquito faint". I thought this was too funny! I shared this with my supervisor on this boring summer job I have and all she could say was "a mosquito bit me 3 times last night". No sense of humor! If you have no humor where is the joy in life. Cause when you think about it, we all have a reason to cry or be mad about something everyday.

But anyway does anyone else have any "heat jokes"?

[prospectiverushee]

I don't have a heat joke per se,but what I'm about to post gives new meaning to "It's so hot,you could fry an egg on the sidewalk"

I just moved to Texas. Anyhoo,on one of the news programs, the news lady want to show how hot it can get. So she took a cookie sheet and a package of cookie dough. She put the dough on the cookie sheet and put the cookie sheet on the dash board of a truck and 30 minutes latter she had freshed baked cookies.

[SeriousSigma22]

Soror,

Did you hear this heat joke? "It was so hot outside the devil had on shorts and was waving a fan!"

[kiml122]

I heard this one the other day on the radio. A local DJ was like it was so hot that the heat must have been set on hell.

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...and like that I'm gone!!
KL